University of Shit

Me explaining why I’ve been a Mariners fan for most of my life

theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises

Challengers (2024).

HR keeps referring to “the incident” and I keep telling them they’ll have to be more specific.

When the style of eyebrows don’t match the style of the decade it’s supposed to be set in.

he packed prisons full of people who got caught smoking a joint after a long day at work, i dont care what happens to this silverback ape

Just gotta get through every week of my life and I’ll be fine

Cis people are absolute freaks about trans people. Objective fact.

Awwww cmon (but I root for the Mariners and have since ‘95 lol)

Deergirl Chaser. A man with Goatee and flannel shirt is worriedly shaking his arms at a melancholic deergirl. He says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"

Batman punching Cesar Romero Joker with the word "Schlitz!" in pink at a jaunty angle

Batman punching the Penguin with the word "Pabst!" in light blue at a jaunty angle

Robin punching some henchman in a red and grey striped shirt with the word "Stroh!!!" in orange/red at a jaunty angle

Batman punching some henchman in a blue and grey striped shirt in front of a shelf of books about the Incas with the word "Blatz!" in bright green at a jaunty angle

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

At first I thought this was a lifetime running total and then I was like no way. No way dude, it’s gotta be way more.

2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On

Is this from Bad Dudes?

Image of Samantha Eggar in David Cronenberg’s “The Brood” where she opens up her gown, like wings, to show off her external womb

It’s Friday night, boys.

Fun fact: T-Rex was known as Liv Agar back in the Cretaceous. So this kinda makes sense for a collab

I’ve sat next to a lot of couples at dinner this past week and I just have to say: y’all annoying as fuck

i saw a guy on here asking people what they thought was the GREATEST OF ALL TIME tv show and i cant think of anything better than weather channel local on the 8s

Picture of myself in a thoughtful gaze looking off camera while laying in bed. Finger to my cheek. Hair is orange and I am wearing a hot pink tank top.

Thinking about havin someone eat my pussy

My god Jeff Passan absolutely destroyed this man. We are not worthy.

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

All I hear is the White Sox announcer (who obviously is tracking this stuff) when reading this

When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh

MULDER: listen to me - this situation is serious and people are in danger, shut down the power
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR SKINNER, gritting teeth, barely restrained anger: god damnit Mulder there's no such thing as a Freakazoid!

Worst possible video to come across while dilating

hell? yea, brother

Watching Futurama on Comedy Central and the amount of commercials for testosterone products and dick pills is so insane. It’s almost all there is. Wtf is this

Hotel television options versus hospital television options is fucking insane. Not even close. Hospitals have alllllll the channels.