Chow chow dog wondering why you haven't given her any Christmas dinner yet? (NB she's had treats and her own dinner)
It's a Christmas miracle, she's recovered in time for chicken
We haven't had dinner yet, but she's already in a food coma from excessive treats.
I seem to recall finding 'The Burger and the King' documentary about Elvis's eating habits fascinating. Also 'Searching for the wrong-eyed Jesus' about country music
[To the tune of Eleanor Rigby]
Aleister Crowley,
Practicing summoning Satan while out on the beers,
Santa appears
We can put a man on the moon, but can we put a lobster in a postbox? Top scientists say: "stop calling here"
A Spotify playing with songs titled 'Please feel free to pass in the garden', 'And the horse you rode in on', 'Also the gorilla'. I should get out more
Spotify overestimating my bladder capacity.
And the amount of room I have in the garden
A Borges story about a guy who gets AI to summarize all the world’s information for him, and then summarize the summary, until the AI has the whole world summarized into a single word. He sits alone at his desk, staring at the word, repeating it endlessly, certain he is experiencing everything
A black chow chow dog sheltering under a blue tarp supported by parts of a wooden shed
It's far too hot to build the new shed, so we've made a shady spot for Frida out of it
Mm
can’t believe the pope’s last words were “you fucked a WHAT??”
Surely to make it work over here it would be 3rd day, 14th month so Pi day 2025 would be 3rd February 2026?
A furry black chow chow dog staring longingly at a piece of cheese held in her owner's hand
Frida getting hypnotised by some cheese at Nettlebed Creamery
Not until you mentioned it. Now wish I wasn't
Apparently they was a plant that concentrated them
www.mdpi.com/2071-1050/15...
Wondered if that was what was going on. We had condensation on the exterior faces of our windows, came on in minutes
A derpy-looking furry black chow chow dog sitting in a frosty park
It's finally cool enough for the dog
The County Council and site operator should have an emergency plan under the 2019 REPPIR regulations which may be informative
Enjoy this anteater going HAM on some Christmas presents
pitch: in December every pub should keep at least a couple of tables free for people who can prove that they do actually spend money in pubs the rest of the year
Two glasses of beer on an orange table
Double Barrelled brewery's 6th birthday. New DDH and California IPAs. Let the day drinking commence 🍻
A pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.
I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️🌈💖
This skin suit is basically just a beer cozie for my skeleton. Not entirely necessary but nice for outdoor drinking.
A tree full of autumn leaves against a blue sky
Finally, a beautiful, dry autumn day
comic from the pyr review. two sketches of a fluffy white dog stretching his front, then back legs. there is text that says "ohhhh big stretch!"
you MUST say "oh big stretch" when your beloved pet does a big stretch. it's the law
True, but US pints have only ever messed me up (as planned) whereas US cups messed up my onion bhajis, which was less forgivable
I recently found out that there is a difference between US and UK 'cup' volumes, and my measuring thingy has both without any relevant continental I'd. Explains some weird recipe outcomes
Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!', like a dipshit
Unfortunately I will not be able to attend after all. My apologies, my initial enthusiasm was caused by a misreading of 'webinar' as 'winebar', under the circumstances I hope you understand
The one and only - nobody was daft enough to build a second - Vickers 161. The engine and propeller - I shit you not - are in the MIDDLE of the fuselage. No, really. Thin tubes connect the tail unit to the rest of the plane around the outside of the prop's travel, or at least I hope they do. To cap it all off an enormous COW gun is mounted at the front to fire upwards. Again, I'm not making this up - it's genuinely what it's called. Coventry Ordnance Works, you see. If you didn't know the actual reasoning behind it you'd assume it was the work of a violent lunatic. On reflection it still might be.
Engineering is always more fun when nobody yet knows what a stupid idea looks like
