Not a cat

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

Our Lady of Guadalupe

the only Shield of the Americas I recognize

Can we get an updated ascvd calculator for going bananas

Honestly this live picture of our living room has me questioning if I’M the Onion Trad

Famously religiously led, seminarian John Fetterman

(ILU Ms. Rachel please don’t ever leave)

Can YOU say Mama?????

Once again I am owned… humiliated… 🌽🌽🌽…

… by “Mama POP!”

I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent. Hi, friends! Today, I’d like to talk to the grown-ups. I know it’s not easy raising children. Looking after little ones is a lot of work, and sometimes you just need a moment to breathe. So you plop y...

… did my toddler commission this??

theonion.com/i-am-the-god...

Maybe doing some headstands will fix me

Oh no… Holy Father say AntiChrist things bad

Also like, the same arguments can be used against applications of canon law??? like any kind of judgement over marriage tribunals or anything like that especially

Maybe I should hydrate

“The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.”

James Baldwin

Oh jeeze that sounds like a miserable challenge

Kettle day again?

This is what you hear if you answer the banana phone, followed by a click

Looking at you, Blippi

He’s so sassy but also sweet, that it’s so hard sometimes not to laugh

Ilia Malinin’s exhibition skate: the pressure of fame and the fear of failure.

Mikhail Shaidorov’s exhibition skate: KUNG FU PANDA FIGHTS DEADPOOL.

3yo with several pneumonias under their belt: *cough cough cough*
Me: Hey buddy, I don’t like the sound of that cough:
3yo: Then, get away from me

Can‘t get over how Disney just went ahead and greenlit a whole WildeHopps fanfic

Baby starting off Lent with not only our first kiddo ear infectio, but TWO ear infections

they need to import this to the Stanley Cup playoffs, watching hockey players be handed stuffed animals while they seethe is the new funniest thing in the world

Aaah yes… the critical matters of Nicea, Lateran, Trent…

*takes a drag*

…rubbers

so uh… when are we going to philly

Also like half of this year’s exhibition skates are instant classics

Julian Yee (Malaysia) Gala Exhibition Skate America 2018 YouTube video by Kedai Vitamin Bandar Baru Bangi

youtu.be/bbb8tFiajfQ?...