Zach Wolfe

You will have to learn to pronounce voir dire the right way.

When people once considered you a relatively serious person

when clients ask why my hourly rate is so high

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The Trump people will somehow turn the tariff refunds into a new grifting opportunity, right?

Oof this sounds about right

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I just donated. We have a real chance to flip this Texas Senate seat.

It always can’t be done, until it’s done.

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Trump on June 21, 2025: “Iran’s key nuclear enrichment facilities have been completely and totally obliterated”

Trump on March 3, 2026: “"If we didn't hit within 2 weeks, they would've had a nuclear weapon”

or maybe this endorsement will be like his healthcare plan, always two weeks away

I’m guessing Trump will endorse Cornyn, even though Paxton is more Trumpy, because even Trump understands Republicans can’t afford to lose this Senate seat.

And if you don’t support more money for the war, you don’t “stand with the troops” etc.

Let's go.

Democratic primary turnout breaking records across Texas Turnout during the first week of early voting for the Texas midterm election exceeded the same period for the previous two presidential elections, years that typically see higher voter engagement.

Y’all, this is a test run for midterms. Dems can absolutely win state-wide elections—but it will have to be massive turnout. And it just may be this year. 1/

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I know I’m a broken record, but the sharia thing is a lie. There are religious arbitrations, to be sure, but those are agreed to. And if you don’t want those to exist, a lot of Jewish dispute resolution disappears too.

The number of Texas courts enforcing Sharia law equals the number of Texas public schools teaching Critical Race Theory.

"Documents" includes mimeographs, telexes, Xerox copies, parchment . . .

1,902.

11?

In Trump's first appearance after four U.S. service members died in the war he started (along with dozens of little school girls), Trump is bragging about the drapes in the White House and his future ballroom.

[1/2] As Trump callously proclaims “That’s the way it is” while affirming more Americans will die in his war of choice, another reported death of a courageous servicemember and close encounters as three jets are destroyed by friendly fire.

Bombing Iran is like mom and apple pie for Republicans. When only 55% of them support it, you’ve got a problem. 🌊

Breaking: Iranian people welcoming dropped bombs as liberators.

The funny/sad thing is you can show MAGA a dozen clips like this and it won’t phase them a bit.

Summer is coming.

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I call this condition “Saturday.”

We need “regime change” in Texas and the U.S.

Things you can attack that always sell to the Republican base:

Iran

Critical race theory (whatever they think that is)

Black or brown immigrants

Trans anything

Muslims (see Iran above)

Has that “common good” guy reacted to the Catholic bishops’ brief yet?

At the risk of having this skeet blopped on my head in a couple of months, the birthright citizenship case is an incredibly easy case decided by straightforward text, and that’s part of why these amicus briefs are all such dunks.

Scalia and Thomas: hold our beers.

Are they prepared for dumpster gifs

I feel like Bogart is an exception that proves the rule. He may not be conventionally handsome, but he looks like a tough guy.