Al Green's Pimp Cane

The protagonists of Revenge of the Nerds are also pretty rape-y and any rape-y is too much

If charter schools and basically disolving the DoE has taught us nothing else, it's that our corporate overlords don't WANT a well educated public

It's almost like we have (had?) an entire ass agency (the FDA) that probably got gutted just like every other one to do just this

Would the King in Yellow or him win in a fight tho?

Also, selling like… real products is a very tiny fraction of where Amazon makes money compared to data services so they barely care if you don’t buy cat food or whatever. Plus no ethical consumption under capitalism so maybe buy from a local small business if you can but don’t beat yourself up

This is just an oblique approach to coming for leather daddies and I won't stand for it

In one of the best CS classes I took in college, the professor had us read "The Tao of Pooh" for similar reasons

Just saw a guy walking down first avenue in shorts and flip-flops. Is... this anti-virtue signaling?

"Hey everyone, I'm a real moron and I need to make sure everyone understands that"

Wrinkled fingers tremble on the trumpet's valves. Endless summers with his boys, cheap gin and cigars. A hundred women, though he never forgot a name. Dresses twirling in the moonlight, bright as stars.

Once, he'd known the sweetness of five mambos. Perhaps before the end, he might manage a sixth.

JK Rowling!

a Black conehead? something something slippery slope

One truly never knows what people get up to in their own homes

Today was the day I got to add getting hit on by a rando while outside in a blizzard to my existing as a woman in NYC bingo card

cover of POUNDED BY THE REALIZATION THAT CHUCK TINGLES EROTIC WORKS ARE A SINGULAR PIECE OF ART THAT SKEWERS CONSERVATIVE FEARS OF MORAL DECAY BY REPURPOSING THEM AS THE PROMISE OF A SEX-POSITIVE UTOPIA featuring shirtless bud on the left and a chuck tingle book on the right they are trotting in a gallery of tinglers

the comments section after one of my posts about art goes viral

IDK, being a C-level doesn't seem to require much skill

Lesson learned: when you donate blood and they tell you to take it easy for 24 hours, maybe listen to them instead of going to a karate sparring class like 4 hours later

donald duck is sleeping on a bed with a blue blanket Alt: donald duck is sleeping on a bed with a blue blanket. He turns over and looks in disdain

Sora: “You ready to go, gang?”

Goofy: “Ah’m goofpilled and hyucksmaxxin’ and gawrshblastin’ every last one o’ them Heartless, all fer King Mickey!”

**A toilet pops into the room as a Heartless pops out of it**

Heartless: “Skibidi!”

Donald:

Look, it's not my responsibility to make sure people get on my vibe

Rainbow colored roses

Gaaaaaaaaaaaay!

I kind of love that you can just get flowers like this from the bodega

Can't I just keep doing... whatever my current brand is? I almost said it's evergreen, but it's more like... everdark?

Right? Like the 6 7 thing I assume is just harmless brainrot so whatever, but all this maxxing shit is a gateway to misogyny, white nationalism, and body disorders

I mean there’s also a difference between finding something annoying because old man shakes fist at clouds and because the terms are linked to manosphere asshattery

Like…. maybe if your favorite <fill in the blank> is a pedobear, it’s nigh time to rerank that category without them in it

I've seen him live!

This dude look like somebody ordered a Bruce Springsteen off Temu

Fuck yeah boy harsher

A collection of six ominous bird valentines set against a background of pink hearts. In the first one, a Canada Goose looks angry and hisses and the text says "Baby, I'll make you fall head over heels if you approach within 10m of my nest." In the second, an American white pelican opens its mouth to eat the reader and the text says "There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I want this one." In the third valentine, a Black Vulture looks suspiciously at the reader and the text says "I will love you until you die. And after that, I'll love you even more." A Southern Cassowary stands proudly against the heart-covered background. The text says "My wattles are red. My head is blue. My deadly reputation has been somewhat overblown, but I'd kill for you." In the fifth valentine, a Northern Giant-Petrel stands open-billed next to a large brown furry object, and the text says "Let's seal the deal by sharing a 3000 kg elephant seal carcass." In panel 6, a happy-looking Bearded Vulture holds a bone in its beak, and the text says "I love every part of you, especially your bones."

Ominous bird valentines.

björk : triumph of a heart YouTube video by björk

Still one of my favorite videos youtu.be/0z-rhM-dcO8?...

So I'm finally ok enough at karate that I'm allowed to do the sparring class and HOLY SHIT IT IS SO GOOD

You're also getting firmly into the distinction between data and information where uninterpreted data is essentially useless