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The chart asks "what type of gamer are you"? New school : Highguard Old school: Concord Retro: LawBreakers Ancient: Evolve Pre Historic: Battleborn

Tumblr post. An element of Gundam 0079 that was always funny: all the different Zeon officers who go "Wow, Char is such a loser, he can't take out even one enemy mobile suit, time for a real pilot to show him how it's done!" and then proceed to get their shit beaten fifteen kinds of concave by a teenager who, on multiple unrelated occasions, gets burnt out on all of his own violence and trauma #and Char sitting in the back like yeah bro I warned you! #now it's my turn again surely I'll win this time! #doesnt

one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism

You talked me into it lol

tumblr post "you're mommy's medium-sized twenty-seven year old. because that's the age that you are that it says on your official governmental paperwork. be the same age for mommy. #agestagnation #sameage #nothingplay

things now considered illegally kinky by the standards of UK law: the hashtag nothingplay post

Pearl jumpscare

I am overjoyed to see that this picture is still exactly where I left it on the internet and nobody has noticed.

Some of my favorite work in games is "vocal foley": pain and dying!

Fav moments:
MK Armageddon (found out why MK sounds why it does)

Half Life: Alyx (SD in Seattle said, smiling "that's awful" as I screamed & suffered. It was complimentary)

RECACTED: Dev did happy dance at my "on fire" screams

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

Betilla sketch dump
#Rayman #Betilla

recolored and hastily edited windows 11 background. it says windows 13 and it's green

Windows 13 rumored to "suck your dick clean off", per sources close to Microsoft.

nothing makes tim sweeny feel good the way being saddled up as the ceo of epic games does

THANKS TO YOUR [DRAM and SSD prices] I HAVE [Becomed] NEO.

buyers guide (complicated)

Seaside stroll

"We're super charged programmers!!" Everyone screams and like I DO see more fun little neat projects no one would normally have bothered with pop up. All for the cost of 'all serious software slowly rotting to hell"

At best it's the bumpers at the bowling alley lol

other good moment I just remembered: willis invented the bike cuck comic 20 years early

these fuckers are out here academicizing decade-old "are t***s gay" discourse. I probably already had this article read out to me verbatim five years before it existed when they added Bridget to Guilty Gear Strive

In Defense of Effeminate Boys If anyone had suggested that I might really be a girl, I don’t know how I would have responded. By Ben Appel

No one before Ben has ever considered that trans women might actually be effeminate gay boys. No one has ever suggested such a thing to us, repeatedly, in a bid to prevent us from transitioning, or developed entire typologies around the idea, or reinforced it in multiple academic fields!

The Tomb of the Unknown Clown, a casino pit boss that's also a skeleton, and perhaps the cheapest bribe to a mayor yet... it's all here!

@nogodsnomayors.com Hello! Today I went to the Museum of History and Industry in my home city of Seattle and thought you would be interested in one the artifacts. (Tragically, Hiram Gill was mentioned nowhere -_-)

being a grungler means taking a few forcefem jokes with grace. i guarentee your trans women friends have been through a lot more.

I'm already sick of "It's all a distraction from Epstein" replies. This regime is killing innocent people because our leaders are all power-hungry tyrants and war profiteers. When you say it's "just a distraction" you minimize the gravity of what's happening and the lives lost.

Clavicular is so fascinating to me, because he’s seemingly just an asexual gay man with severe mental illness and 0 regard for politics, but he’s been co-opted by the right because there’s just no left leaning freakshows anymore.

people love to say "you should read conservative opinion pieces too" and every conservative opinion piece is like "corporations should have the right to vote but minorities shouldn't. source: I made it up"

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