Title: Scribe Duties
Fandom: #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Characters: Stede, Lucius, Pete
Pairings: Stede/Lucius, Lucius/Pete
Word Count: 961
Rating: PG-13
A/N: preseries
Summary: How Lucius ended up on The Revenge.
archiveofourown.org/works/44949583
Title: Give You My Life
Fandom: #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Characters: Izzy, Stede, Ed
Pairings: Stede/Ed, Izzy/Ed
Word Count: 2318
Rating: Nc-17
A/N: After Episode 1x10
Summary: There are reasons why he's so loyal to his captain.
archiveofourown.org/works/44099644
Let’s slow that down a little
#RhysDarbyFaction
I told myself I was not going to cause trouble in the Heated Rivalry fandom but they’re over on threads organizing a Morality Squad composed of 14 “vetted fans” and y’all I can’t do this again
It was a mistake to leave me unsupervised.
When a federal judge (finally) put ICE officers under oath, they admitted that they are given daily detention quotas and rely heavily on a Palantir-supplied AI tool to select targets, without warrants and without enough evidence to obtain one. They simply go into neighborhoods and round people up.
30 years ago tonight:
I WAS GONNA MAKE A BURGER... BUT THE BUNS I WANT ARE READING THIS
COUPLES THAT FART TOGETHER... STAY TOGETHER
Statues of fishermen
Spotted this on Facebook marketplace and thought:
Hornigold with easy to remove trousers for fun with Izzy?
Hi Alex’s grandma!
i'm so glad rhys said his gorgeous damp pits are mine to enjoy in the caption of that insta post because i now feel a lot less weird about the thoughts that immediately spread through my brain like an out of control grease fire the second i saw his sweaty pit stains
Top panel is Ned on his back, shirtless, blindfolded, and his face is flushed red. Stede's hand is visible on his chest. Bottom panel is Stede's hand sliding down Ned's chest. Ned has moved his head slightly and his face is more red.
teasing touch #gentlefiddle
Still haven’t decided if I want to drive 3 hours to go see someone at a convention tomorrow. While I would love to meet him, it’s a long drive and just the gas is going to run at least $60.
Michael Sheen’s beard escaping with his car keys and fedora.
@bushybritches.bsky.social
Cats on bed.
Currently have both cats on my bed as the terrible wind gusts are freaking them out.
If you have a Jeffrey Fettering question, or just want a great Cameo, @dominicburgess.bsky.social is part of a sale for the next few days. They’re honestly the best Cameos I’ve booked.
#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
www.cameo.com/dominicburge...
what was up with all the stabbing 🗡️
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”
Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.
To #RejectionIsland, to rescue an unused cartoon.
I don't know, but I guess it bothers me some that the President of the United States posted on social media that it is his great honor to be killing people. 🤷♂️
FINAL HOURS! 🧀🎂 Join Con & Samba for a chaotic cheesecake adventure tomorrow! Our first round of Meet & Greets already sold out, but we've just added some more! shopstands.com
So you know CHUCK E CHEESE, right? The gray animatronic pizza rat? With the little blue Aladdin vest? Fez hat? This is him except this animatronic instance has seen better days. He’s a mouse who might be filled with mice. It looks like he woke up in a septic tank after a days-long Canadian whiskey binge. His muzzle is stained with murky brown mess. His goggle eyes are pointed in different directions. He is for some reason clutching a giant lipstick tube. He’s not well. He’s out of his gourd on bad cheese. Seen at the American Treasure Tour
Charles Methamphetamine Cheese
(seen at the ABSOLUTELY CURSED American Treasure Tour here in PA)
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
A graphic of the fandom market with text over it that says "Auction items for <$10, a thread"
There are... a lot of items up on the auction site, and not everyone has a Goofus Doofus budget, so I'll be highlighting auction items that currently sit below <$10!
(I might also do the $10 ones in this thread but not today)
#fandommarket
Ed works in a mattress store, and a weird, recently separated blonde guy tests out all the beds.
Ahem. LOL
Title: Ride My Ass
Fandom: #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Characters: Izzy, Lucius
Pairings: Izzy/Lucius
Word Count: 300
Rating: PG-13
A/N: After Episode 1x10.
Summary: If you're going to ride my ass, you should at least pull my hair.
archiveofourown.org/works/40359420
Ye gods, it is windy out there.
Last time I had to be out in wind like that, I was in Chicago for St. Patrick's Day weekend and the wind blew me out into traffic. My friends had to grab my coat to pull me back.
