poorlyReptile

You have made a mistake in showing me this
You know what I am
And you did this anyway
I want you to remember this

Sorry, but it's about to be two times.

My bad

Wait, I had just seen the first part, didn't know it was longer

Yeah that's me

Wait, am I the angel, the woman, or the repulsive man who becomes a Popsicle? Can I be all three?

Sometimes you just gotta chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on

I simply MUST give every critter I catch a fun name, otherwise what's the point? Although I can repeat names, like how every owl is named Eda and most of my cats are named after my/my friends cats

It's so fuckin cool tho
Hundreds of miles of catacombs under the streets of France
There was a horror movie set there, where they got to shoot on site, and got access to places not available to the public
And it has heavy connection to Dante's define comedy
(As above, so below)

PFFFT

Bon3s
let m3 sit with the bones
| will become one of th£m

Sometimes you gotta sing MLP songs when building aquariums in your Minecraft base, sue me

Mother, all three of us know I'm far too autistic to know if someone likes me. They could be actively kissing me and I'd be like "as a friend tho? Right?"

I fell outta my chair when making bread last night, so I feel personally victimized by this flutter (what is it called on Blue sky? It's not a tweet...)

Reminds me of the time you woke up screaming from a nightmare, and my immediate response was to run into your room with a knife and just stand there...

Sowwy

Spoiler it's MEEEEEEEE

You're just lucky you got me out of there before I could convince you to let me buy one of those DVD players that worked in the car. I was two seconds away from getting it.

I do not know how I raised my cat to become a priestess, much less how to get her to stop. She would be so much less anxious if she learned that it's OK WHEN IM NOT IN MY ROOM

DONT YOU TRY AND JUMP AWAY FROM ME

THE BASTARD

YOU

!!!!!!!! FROG ??????

BACK AT IT AGAIN I SEE
I WAS ALERTED BY THE WET SCHELAPP THAT YOU MADE CRASHING INTO THE WALL, JUMPING FROM YOUR HIDING PLACE SOMEWHERE UNDER MY DESK
YOU WILL ME MINE

There is no frog here.

Allas, this frog continues to allude me
My Dude, where are you
I will circle where it was just seconds before i managed to get my phone to change to the camera app

LT. reptile reporting for duty

There is at least one frog in my room
I do not know how it got in here
I am now going to try and get it out of said room
It is 1:42am
Who let a frog into my room

SPINT: Special Interest

IN MY DEFENSE
I was already talking and there was a chicken truck, and you had gotten me really wound up talking about a SPINT of mine.
Sooooooooo Sue me
🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓

My *Prescious*
🤖
(Little baby has a broken filament sensor and needs it to be replaced, but we workin' on it)

Hiya Birdie