Kimster

The doomscrolling is too doomy. Please advise

Josh Rodgers Demo Reel YouTube video by CartoonsJosh

My 'professional' work reel for work

youtu.be/_KjWaCEuOak?...

When people say they don't like cats I think "you are a member of the least likeable species to every plague this Earth" and then I say "dog person?"

Desperately trying to use my turtleneck to cover up my double chin, "does this shirt make me look like a spatula?"

I learned all sorts of things but I probably need to keep at it. lol

Any plans this weekend?

a man in a suit and tie is smoking a cigarette in a blurry photo . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is drinking from a glass of water. He then spits it out and says “OH, COME ON”

Inflation is out of control

one time my aunt stopped speaking to me for six months bc i dropped in the chat that chick-fil-a is closed on sundays so their employees can go get their abortions

Surely you jest.

"Frankly," said Barry

Googles how to unsay the stupid thing

What’s a movie you wish you could watch again for the first time?

“they” who?
That’s just silly. 🤪

a man standing in front of a white board with the words that 's a little bit out of bounds Alt: a man standing in front of a white board with the words that 's a little bit out of bounds

What the heck? I didn’t know.

I've been ready for Spring for about 3 months now. 😞

Cheers, Swampy ☕️ ☕️ 🤗 💚 ✨ 🐾 and happy Friday!
🕺 🪩 💃🏻 🎶

a cat is playing with a coffee mug on the floor in a kitchen Alt: a critter is playing with a coffee mug on the floor in a kitchen

☕ c h e e r s 🐾

They should invent water that isn't obsessed with my cuffs

I don't know who needs to hear this, but there's no bagel with my morning coffee. 🫤☕

12th century outfits for the well heeled couple mainly in scarlet with white undergarments and black highlights.

How are you going to the
“Bluesky Spring Debutante Cotillion Ball”?

Some lovely white flowers

Some kind a' fuckin' flowers! 🤷‍♂️

Gang, are we still doing the Naratu run toward Area 51 today? There’s a bighorn sheep watching me stretch and it’s making me uncomfortable

Who among us doesn't want bolder brows?

a white guy with a mustache in some kind of freaky red and blue studded woven see through top wearing blue and pink superhero style briefs suggestively showing off a frisbee...sorry, it's really hard to put this monstrosity to words.

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a white couple and she’s holding a big fish. he kind of looks like he’s taking her from behind but they both have their jeans on so… this is an odd looking couple but i admire their clueless and carefree attitude towards life

it’s finally friday let’s get freaky

Have you ever noticed that some people are funnier when you drink and more lovable after they leave.

More cowbell?

More butter?

The desperate attempt at humor will continue until the world is no longer so heartless and grim my god it is so grim