Not in this economy! 🤣
15.12.2025 23:40
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Not in this economy! 🤣
moist
A middle aged woman with ridiculous hair smirking in the shower
Proof of life
An image that says: Miss your freak, js
Aww ❤️
Sorry I've been so quiet- this is a weird and stressful time of year for me and my social battery has been getting used more on irl interactions, so if you follow my main account you might've noticed that I'm a bit quieter there, too. I'm sure I'll be back to my usual self before too long 😘
Hot singles in your urethra
Thanks! I just started the PT sessions, but I'm optimistic 😊
An image that says: No you don't smell bad Phew was my sigh of relief that you still had your body
Yeah, it turns out that it's a lot harder to get rid of your own than it is to get rid of someone else's. So that's inconvenient
An image that says: phew
What? Do I smell bad?
An image that says: lovely to see you back on here again
I wasn't sure if anyone even noticed I hadn't posted on here in a couple weeks, tbh 🤷🏻♀️😂
Probably the same one where I was born, you're not special 🙄🤣
I'm pretty sure all of us from that area were born there because there wasn't anywhere else yet- it was still the middle of nowhere
Same. Not only that, but the place that built it has been completely wiped off the face of the earth. I can still contact one of the parts manufacturers, but all he said is that I was built with one screw
An image that says: missed seeing your beautiful body
Don't worry, I still have it! 😆
I'm no good at housework, Ducky- I can't even make a bed 🤷🏻♀️😂
Not bad, just busy and distracted. How are you?
A middle aged woman who is clearly very bad at making the bed
Sorry I haven't posted, I got tangled up in my sheets
An image that says: I thought you were gorgeous from just your main feed avatar, but holy moly!! On a scale of 1 to 10, you're like 100! Goodness gracious!!
If you all keep being so nice to me, I might get an ego about it 😅🥰😂
My five year plan? Probably just to say, “I’m really not feeling it today,” 1,825 times.
i wish somebody would attack me with a cold cut
Always looking out for me 🥰
Getting all squeaky clean before I climb between my cozy, freshly-washed flannel sheets
Taking a hot, relaxing shower to wind down for the evening. Who can help scrub my back?
I'm glad, because it's not changing anytime soon 🥰😂
Above all else, I'm a huge fuckin' dork 🤷🏻♀️🤣
Happy to be of service!
Me as Saint Blankethead the Lazy, patron saint of playing video games in bed all day
I try 🤷🏻♀️
(I even have a pic somewhat fitting for that 😂)
I'm happy to help! 😘
I felt like I was being summoned, and sure enough your post was the first one I saw 🤷🏻♀️😂
