Connor Heumiller (he/him)

“Men used to go to war!”

Yeah, and then we found out there was a pleasure button inside our assholes and that seemed like a WAY better use of all of our times.

#AbolishICE is too moderate. #ProsecuteICE

Looney Lynda Darcey, first in my new slasher series, is now available in paperback through Barnes & Noble! Check it out if you've ever wanted a slasher with a female killer, a haunted house, and eldritch monsters all rolled into one! #booksky

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Looney Lynda Darcey, first in my new slasher series, is now available in paperback through Barnes & Noble! Check it out if you've ever wanted a slasher with a female killer, a haunted house, and eldritch monsters all rolled into one! #booksky

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The amount of people who speak with confidence about topics they know absolutely nothing about always astounds me. Like how are you so wrong and so full of yourself at the same time?

Hey, McDonalds and other fast food companies. Free piece of marketing advice. Stop putting your CEOs and Presidents on camera. You are embarrassing yourselves trying to make the out of touch wealth class look human. Your overlords will never be relatable. Stop trying to force it.

Lots of new ones on my current read atm. Alloy of Law by Brandon Sanderson, Frostbitten by Dietrich Strogner, Red Rising by Pierce Brown, We Like It Cherry by Jacky Morris, and Somewhere Beyond the Sea by TJ Klune.

My first book Glimpsing Aberrations is a short story anthology. Patient No. 8 is a queer horror about conversion therapy. And Looney Lynda is a slasher that gender swaps its killer and survivor (fem slasher, final guy). If you’re looking for your next spooky read, come find something you like!

My books! “Glimpsing Aberrations,” “Patient No. 8,” and “Looney Lynda Darcey.”

Gotten some new followers since I started on here, so hi y’all! I’m Connor and I write horror books! Allow me to share a little bit about my books! #booksky #authorsky

Looney Lynda Darcey Amazon.com: Looney Lynda Darcey: 9798243797269: Heumiller, Connor, Smith, Lyndsey, Koudelka, Jennifer: Books

Ever wanted a slasher that featured a haunted house and an eldritch monster? Check out Looney Lynda Darcey, available now everywhere! #booksky #bookrecs #writersky

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I don't understand why Republicans are allowed to participate in American politics.

They're malevolent, incompetent trash. They've proven a thousand times in a thousand ways all they want to do is steal & harm. They're worthless as human beings, much less leadership. Do humanity a favor and die.

Wes Craven is rolling in his grave.

Page count: 266, word count: 70,419

#WIPUpdate Hit 70,000 words today!! Ignore my dusty, dirty laptop screen. It helps the process I swear…

Conservatives wanna do slavery again so badly it’s honestly pretty embarrassing. You gotta be a bunch of lazy fucking snowflakes to want other people to do all the work for you and not pay them for it. Buncha losers if you ask me.

Looney Lynda Darcey

My new slasher novel “Looney Lynda Darcey” is out now everywhere! It’s a queer story with a female slasher and a “final guy” protagonist as a twist on the classic archetypes. I’ve also thrown in a dash of cosmic horror for spice!

Every single “protect the children” initiative invariably hurts children. It is becoming more and more clear that that is by design.

Build Your Horror TBR! Rideshare – James Kaine & Timothy King The Devil Inside – Barb Jones Please look at Me – Jon Minton It came from the Floodwaters – Seann Barbour Eat Your Heart Out – NJ Gallegos Cruising - Dean Cade Great Bitten: Desolation – Dawn Peers Chorus of Crows – Sharon Wagner Beneath the Black Rainbow – Nor Amigone A Hundred Black Sunrises – Tamela Miles Whispered Evil – Edward Black Midnight Dies – Eric Woods The Victim Aria W. Fox Deliver Us – Victor Peter Hell’s Heart – Alexis Hall The Shadow Carver – Nadine Matheson Vivid - Joshua D. Howell October Rust - Ray Van Horn JR Corkscrew - HM Read Looney Lynda Darcey - Connor Heumiller Rooted - Leopod Gout No laughing Matter - M . Ennenbach You Are the Thing That Scares in the Woods - Desiree Horton Cthulhu Cymraeg - Mark Howard Jones

Build Your Horror TBR!

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Thanks so much for the shoutout! Lots of great stuff I’ll definitely be adding to mine here!

Today, I spent an unreasonable amount of money on #IronLung merch! I will be apologizing to no one, least of all my wallet.

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Looney Lynda Darcey paperbacks are now available for pre-order at Barnes & Noble! #Booksky #books #horror

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My new slasher novel, Looney Lynda Darcey, is a blend of Friday the 13th brutality and Stranger Things weirdness. It's everything I love about horror and the slasher genre and it's available now! Check it out below! #Booksky
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Power to the People!

Looney Lynda Darcey cover

My new slasher novel, Looney Lynda Darcey, is a blend of Friday the 13th brutality and Stranger Things weirdness. It's everything I love about horror and the slasher genre and it's available now! Check it out below! #Booksky
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Looney Lynda Darcey Amazon.com: Looney Lynda Darcey: 9798243798037: Heumiller, Connor, Smith, Lyndsey, Koudelka, Jennifer: Books

Looney Lynda Darcey hardcovers are now available! If you're looking for a unique and terrifying slasher, check it out now.
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Words of advice from an ARC reader

Shared the new book link in Discord and my ARC reader gave this wonderful pitch! Looney Lynda Darcey is available now!

Looking for a new slasher read? Need some queer terror this Valentine's Day? Check out my new book, Looney Lynda Darcey! Available now!
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‎Looney Lynda Darcey ‎Fiction & Literature · 2026

Looney Lynda Darcey is available now on Apple Books!
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Looney Lynda Darcey is available digitally on Barnes & Noble nook now! Get your copy today!
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Looney Lynda Darcey is available now! Paperbacks only through Amazon (for now). Physical copies will be coming to other platforms soon. Hardcovers come to Amazon tomorrow! Check it out!
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