John | FYC Wagner Moura 🇧🇷

Noem got fired? I wasn’t done making fun of her!

Okay, I’ve been playing this entire time…

Oh… this is deeply addicting

oh no, I’m still sick and still unemployed. It would be a shame if I played Pokopia all day!

*caesers, what the fuck ever, i'm hungry

bro why am i craving little caesers

do you think she has this printed out somewhere

the marty supreme promo is getting desperate...

i have thoughts about the texas dem primary, but i'm gonna stay mute. just know that i am thinking.

and yes, most of the people that own dogs around me need to fucking k*ll themselves

and i'm still allergic to my dog, but nowhere near the levels of life-threatening. it is hard being a cat lover in a body that fully rejects it lmao

i miss my cat dearly, rest her soul, but those allergies were truly the closest i've ever been to death in my life. it genuinely pisses me off that my sister gets mad that she isn't allowed to bring her cat to my house. like, girl, i want to pet the cat, but i will fucking die. it is not personal.

i'm gonna have to vote for an ex-republican, please, someone house me

ron desantis is term limited this election :)

florida is the reddest it's been in my entire life :(

i'll deadass take a bullet for her, it's that serious

i cant wait to not be sick so i can give this to my bartender and watch him be disappointed in me

the color difference 😭

i think we should start book piracy discourse again, i'm in the mood

well, puppy dog had his surgery today. wen't very well, but now he is restricted to no climbing/getting on furniture for the next 7-10 days... and, of course, my bedroom is upstairs. so i guess every time you here from me until then, i will be on my couch.

OLD TECHNOLOGY

quoting this like a nun quotes the bible

can someone bring me a cigarette, i'll literally dox myself

mentally still here

how am i supposed to keep my sanity when people are calling sara paulson "ryan murphy's ghislaine"

reject modernity. embrace tradition.

Either I have the scarlet fever or a throat infection lmao

You know that type of sick when you’re coughing up a little blood?

so much for catching up

wait, can you not stream drag race 18 on paramount.....?

god, i wish