Stan The Dry Bear

Not a jingle, but I can’t believe there are two car dealer franchises around me named Koons and Sheehy

I think both their ads should be beeped tbh.

If anyone doesn’t see how 🍊learned about aura, character, and bombast from Vince McMahon and how that helped him get elected, they’re blind.

Cribbing Justin Robert Young:
“The only thing that matters for politicians is that on Election Day you get more people to pull your lever than the other guy’s.”

Sean Duffy seeing trans people dress up to fly and cis people still wearing pajamas like:

“Wait, not like that…”

Simpsons tv salesman pitching bare minimum features on the tv.

Imagine all the cool, fast trains we could have with the billions we spend on bombs.

“Don’t Be Evil”

Also, the moment where they complain about the difficulty of getting podcasts onto their player, completely devoid of the history of why they’re *called* podcasts…

Finally, some lesbians for girls

Yeah he was on that Fungilli & Chill mode…

To be frank, no music is gonna sway a married woman.

Just sayin’

Last 2 min of a half, each successful 3 triggers M-M-M-MULTIBALL

Considering the trend toward the death of the American empire, it’s likely that he’s succeeding.

I’ll get the bees

Of COURSE Rei plays bass.

...Money Plane.

Tom Everett Scott *and* C Thomas Howell??

Incredible blunt rotation.

Swear their subscription numbers would drop by 80% if all the wordle addicts would just have some principles.

I think 5 or 6 of the main characters are now such aged/culturally out of touch tropes that there’s no way this is successful without changing so much it compromises everything.

a man in a green and blue striped shirt gives a thumbs up Alt: a man in a green and blue striped shirt gives a thumbs up

Not sure about criticizing the fashion of those in the food industry

Whedon had pop culture in a chokehold for far too long.

The Watergate Gas Station Was Once Described as the Most Expensive Gas Station in the World Ever drive past the seemingly out of place gas station next to the Watergate hotel? That's the old 1932 Higgins Service Station

It’s true

slate.com/human-intere...

Wasn’t the Watergate one stuck in some weird deal where the station owner had a revenue share with the landowner where he was actually disincentivized to sell gas, but made all his money on oil changes and repairs?

Or was that just an urban legend?

The budget also shows with Tom Jane’s “assassin drone” 😂

Now that’s funny.

Only thing I still prefer is an Xbox controller over a PlayStation one.