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@gnarlygnome

πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ One of the most okay Flesh and Blood players in my area. Making fake cards to hopefully get a real spoiler one day

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Idk why the card’s named Bittering Thorns, bc this 3rd copy of mine tasted SWEET

Proud of myself for top 8ing all 3 events I did this season 😌

I can’t help but wonder how I would’ve done if I had chosen my deck sooner than the day before…

(Lost in quarters like usual XD)

#fabtcg #fleshandblood

10.03.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

It’s gonna be so good to finally meet you in person, J Scizzle!

I’m really sorry I couldn’t find my industrial plunger for your β€œfrequent plumbing problems”, but I reckon with our four strong arms we should be able to have that β€œhistorically large clog” pumped out in no time flat!

See you soon!

10.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am so sorry Chainsaw Man enjoyers, I hope Part 2 of the manga never gets animated. This shit was so ass 😭😭😭

10.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Idk why the card’s named Bittering Thorns, bc this 3rd copy of mine tasted SWEET

Proud of myself for top 8ing all 3 events I did this season 😌

I can’t help but wonder how I would’ve done if I had chosen my deck sooner than the day before…

(Lost in quarters like usual XD)

#fabtcg #fleshandblood

10.03.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Rare Reddit W

10.03.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry to report that the likelihood of these having cards inside over the value of the boxes is exceedingly low

09.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s goooo, Rats together strong!

09.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve got one list that’s /kinda/ like that

09.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But Levia was not amongst them, for she played Mark of the Beast

09.03.2026 12:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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*glances at my latest deck name*

08.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

We are the legends they refer to in β€œlegend story studios”

08.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I always make sure I lose in quarterfinals so I don’t get too full of myself. I’m so humble to my locals…

08.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

No Kayos to run Claws to the finish line?

07.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a good website

07.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Have you ever tried to get your friends to try FAB, but didn't know how?

SAGE is the answer. Pick up a couple of Precons and equip them with a full-powered deck! I recommend Dash, quick, easy and packs a punch. Oh, and here's a full guide on how to play the deck⬇️
#fabtcg

07.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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#fabtcg fan card #106!

Making Tuffnut support without breaking other brutes sure is a… tuff task.

But it turns out a concussion doesn’t hurt so bad when you were already kinda stupid to begin with!

#fleshandblood

06.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey Karol! Sorry if the bit was lost in text form! πŸ˜…
I completely agree and try to hold a Learn to Play at my LGS before every prerelease πŸ₯°

(Pictured is my Silver Age Battle-Bag which I let new players grab a deck out each week so they can show up and play without having to know anything prior)

07.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe Alex from marketing controls Karol’s social media accounts now, ever since that blood match with the armory decks.

We lost a good man πŸ˜”

07.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#fabtcg fan card #106!

Making Tuffnut support without breaking other brutes sure is a… tuff task.

But it turns out a concussion doesn’t hurt so bad when you were already kinda stupid to begin with!

#fleshandblood

06.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This actually was established lore from Arcane Rising-era! The existence of this as Bloodroot is probably how the mixup happened in the first place

(Sorry to be the fun-killer πŸ˜…)

05.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I got a bit of minor acid in my right eye in college chemistry and now it has a blank spot when no lights are on. But uh, that’s because I got //acid// in my eye, so no I don’t think stuff like that is normal

05.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re like Ferns where they just release eggs and sperm into the air all willy-nilly and if they so happen to come into contact and self-fertilize in some half-vulture-eaten raccoon thrown 100 ft by a lifted F-150 onto the side of the freeway, then I think that’s just nature’s beautiful design.

05.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe Northern Realms” of Solana finally have their own lore section!

#fabtcg #fleshandblood

05.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Results may vary

04.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oscilio pre-carbonite nap

04.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Young OMN hero art from the marketing assets!

#fabtcg #fleshandblkod

04.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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These 3 cards and consistent Lightning Flows create a 5-6 intellect illusionist.

Unless the recent aura destruction cards become ubiquitous, I don’t think CLV sees the set’s release still legal

And if it does, can we pretty please have Berserk back uwu :3C

#fabtcg #fleshandblood

04.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

2rora 2lightning

04.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0