dammit, shoulda had you write the dek
dammit, shoulda had you write the dek
spend an inordinate amount of time on the featured image for this one whyisthisinteresting.substack.com/p/the-public...
MUSTARD PLUG!
Ska band names are so... untethered
In Fargo, it was a band called Three Minute Hero. Brainstorming ska band names must've been so fun.
Remember how every town used to have one ska band that was outrageously popular, but only locally? What was yours?
I literally had that link CMD-Ced ready to CMD-V into here
Yep. Yep, Iโd do Severance in a second to not know anything about the next four years. Sign me up.
Apple News is for normies. It's a modern AOL.
Fight me.
Donโt be daft, you bump the sides, not the fronts
My new thing for 2025 will be trying to make the โhip bumpโ replace the โfist bumpโ as the preferred method of greeting
(not that you needed more proof)
proof that capitalism can absorb any critique you throw at it press.wbd.com/us/media-rel...
The NY Jets should use this opportunity to change their name to The Jersey Drones
everything written this week starts โmurder is bad butโ
wolves (i.e., dogs)
Hey, check out Mindhunter, it's pretty fucking good.
"Hello, my name is Rex, and I watched two season of The Rings of Power."
Why am I still watching Silo?
Is there a support group for people who start TV shows that they really donโt want to finish, but for whatever reason, feel obligated to keep watching?
not like "newsletter writer," but rather, "person who emails all day"
on my tax return, i've started to enter Emailer
Besides Kottke and Gruber, does anyone self-identify as "blogger" anymore?
Human Centipede is a Christmas movie
what we need is DOGE but for identifying tax evasion; DOTE
what if Elon buys Chrome, then what?
Prediction: A generic term will arise for "Twitter / Bluesky / Threads / Mastodon" because it has become impossible to complete the sentence "As someone on [social media platform that I cannot remember] said today..."
And no, it won't be Fediverse.
tag yourself
Finally, a record I could theoretically break.
Iโll get to it when all I use is pencil and paper.
Next month, we abandon this dive and we roll on Mastodon, soldiers