@andymboyle
Chicago person. Nonfiction books with Penguin Random House. Journalism in Esquire, NPR, Chicago Tribune, Chicago Sun-Times, Boston Globe, elsewhere. Fiction in some hip spots. 2023 Hugh Holton award winner. Medium tall.
we really did
big wet
hell yeah
oh damn, you have deeply held reservations against the evil thing you just voted yes for? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite john brown?
hey can someone in chicago remind me what the fuck you wear when it feels like 63 outside
getting tired of winning tbh
this is why burger king’s new burger is called “the princip”
many don’t know this but mcdonald’s “big arch” burger is named after archduke franz ferdinand
one thing that’s cool is everyone can do a good Christopher Walken impression on the word “no.” go ahead. try it and see
unfortunately this is five million people
Napoleon low key the funniest guy in European history because he was like “what if I promoted officers based on how good they were at army and recruited troops who actually liked my country“ and it was basically the same as unleashing Godzilla.
She’s like a liar gone to burning hell
and they put periods and commas WHERE? no.
I hope everyone has fun at AWP and you continue the battle against britain’s truly evil use of single quotation marks for dialogue. fucking monsters
hell yeah that sounds like a fun activity. I'm reading a good book, gunna do a lot of that after work. thinking I might go for a light run this afternoon after some meetings.
okay good talk, thx
what's everyone up to today. anyone doing anything cool
evergreen coffee mug
I was forced to watch TV news when I had breakfast in a diner recently and I strongly resonated with the sentiment that being an intelligent person in America today is like being awake during a surgery.
hell yeah
Mom, come pick me up, the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity.
happened again today. hell yeah
something beautiful about hearing free bird’s dueling guitar solos and knowing it’s caused lots of people to punch a cop
giving you all another chance to do what needs to be done
saw that video of the senator breaking a veteran’s arm and having one of those useless moments of “ten years ago this would have been the only news story in America for two weeks”
oh sorry apparently none of you have ever heard free bird, my bad
something beautiful about hearing free bird’s dueling guitar solos and knowing it’s caused lots of people to punch a cop
I answer the question of: what if a man was tall
since everyone is on this website is 38 I assume by the silence you all agree with me