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"I feel liberated," said a top banker. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' withtout the fear of getting cancelled... its a new dawn"

"I feel liberated," said a top banker. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' withtout the fear of getting cancelled... its a new dawn"

We should never ever forget why they did it

06.03.2026 16:11 👍 1343 🔁 298 💬 21 📌 22

Like even the most charitable viewpoint is that he does not have the sound judgment or thoughtfulness necessary to be a good elected official

Even in a vacuum he’s a dumbass that should not be near levers of power tbh

06.03.2026 15:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

06.03.2026 13:38 👍 6463 🔁 1516 💬 72 📌 28

If you took $1 billion and gave it to the endowment of a different small college each day, they could each provide a free college education to several hundred students per year in perpetuity. Instead we are using that money to bomb schools and kill students in Iran, for no clearly stated purpose.

06.03.2026 01:19 👍 1740 🔁 567 💬 20 📌 13

i cannot stress enough that if you know anything about how kristi noem found out she was fired you must tell me

05.03.2026 21:04 👍 4063 🔁 642 💬 90 📌 9

what tf is a tate mccrae, some kind of midwestern potato dish?

05.03.2026 23:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Elected Democrat Thrilled He Doesn't Have To Do Anything

05.03.2026 21:50 👍 3231 🔁 544 💬 21 📌 2

hot girls want to abolish the United States Senate

05.03.2026 21:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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you don't know me

02.01.2026 01:40 👍 14294 🔁 4047 💬 98 📌 110

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

05.03.2026 19:22 👍 28782 🔁 3949 💬 360 📌 159

Quick reminder that everyone already knows her replacement will be as vile and dead inside as she is. It's ok to just...savor these moments. Let yourself have it. Let everyone have it. This is joy, and it doesn't last long. Don't make it shorter.

05.03.2026 19:49 👍 484 🔁 70 💬 8 📌 5
Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

05.03.2026 18:54 👍 7086 🔁 1117 💬 123 📌 124

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL. kristi noem is doing a live speech right now and doesn't know she was fired. 🚨

05.03.2026 19:23 👍 4072 🔁 707 💬 131 📌 125

NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED

05.03.2026 19:17 👍 12226 🔁 1572 💬 511 📌 886

Now prosecute her.

05.03.2026 19:01 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

one of the most self-obsessed and wicked individuals to ever exist. I hope the next we hear of her will be in her criminal trial(s)

05.03.2026 19:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know it’s easy to be pessimistic, Markwayne is evil in his own ways, DHS should still be abolished, etc.

But I cannot express enough it is a Very Good Thing that this woman is no longer in a position of power or authority and that is worth celebrating

05.03.2026 19:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

as someone who used to live in Greenbelt, Largo, and then Arlington before finally moving into DC proper I get the struggle but Germantown isn’t even on the Metro 💀

05.03.2026 18:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

well I have good news about what happens in Overwatch!

05.03.2026 17:48 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the only thing holding me back right now is i have self-respect and dignity. thank god for kristen, who is unburdened by those anchors

05.03.2026 17:08 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

“anger is real, and so is resolve” goes pretty damn hard

05.03.2026 16:55 👍 2225 🔁 407 💬 10 📌 2

Cowboy Without A Clue might casually be SOTY, very casually and demurely so

05.03.2026 16:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
Yumi Zouma - No Love Lost to Kindness Listen to No Love Lost to Kindness on TIDAL

this album deserves more love (lost to kindness)

tidal.com/album/454896...

05.03.2026 16:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Remi Wolf - Cinderella Listen to Cinderella on TIDAL

I can’t wait until the weather is This Song

tidal.com/track/373517...

05.03.2026 15:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I hope that diva is having an incredible day

05.03.2026 14:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Stand up. You aren't dreaming.
Last night's storm should wake you.
What's your name?

05.03.2026 14:31 👍 132 🔁 43 💬 0 📌 0

SERIOUSLY where is the entrepreneurial spirit??

05.03.2026 14:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

men will speedrun a homoerotic humiliation findom kink before going to therapy

05.03.2026 14:29 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

This is just……..a different version of porn

05.03.2026 14:21 👍 56 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0
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gm gay people

05.03.2026 13:29 👍 41 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0