They should invent water that isn't obsessed with my cuffs
06.03.2026 11:32
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They should invent water that isn't obsessed with my cuffs
i just made this amazing dish: meatballs & spaghetti it’s exactly like spaghetti & meatballs but it’s meatballs & spaghetti !
*accidentally making eye contact with myself as i wash my feet in the sink because they smell so bad*
me: the fuck you lookin at?
Just cleaned my feet with a Lysol wipe. Have at me, bro.
captain anxious and the anxieteers
💅🏼 besides for me
many are saying this
people don’t talk enough about how bad an actor dennis quaid is
People that ask you if you're really okay don't want you to say no.
when people try explaining to me what’s wrong with me i let them
(dollar general)
TURBO JERRY IS HERE
lol fair
lol that is actually amazing
*badly dubbed movie with terrible plot*
Netflix: “top 10 in Movies”
I’m starting my daylight saving time rage a week early so I’m properly prepared.
Hot in the way that I glow from within. Fueled by feminine rage and rogue hormones.
Going to start using the word whilst just to piss people off.
Silently cursing anyone who's ever given me some doodad I never wanted that I'm now responsible for moving from place to place for the rest of my life
Can't, redecorating my crying cave
Remembering when "March Madness" was about basketball and not the entire fucking planet.
Good times.
RELUCTANTLY CROUCHED AT THE STARTING LINE
in which case why am i seeing dubbed movies
no! lol he’s objectively bad but people THINK he’s good; there’s a big difference
ok fair point there is something to be said for good/bad movies!
*badly dubbed movie with terrible plot*
Netflix: “top 10 in Movies”
people don’t talk enough about how bad an actor dennis quaid is
just tripped going up stairs and said sorry to no one
who up getting up to get down
I don't know where Waldo is. I have my own problems.
It’s so weird how I’m the only one who has correct takes yet everyone hates me.