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The Long Haul Hoss

@longhaulhoss

Long Haul Trucken' Clydesdale horse. Drone photographer. Drinker of coffee and whiskey. Friendly redneck. Very occasional fursuiter. Occasionally delusional. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Lover of starlightserpent.bsky.social ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ‰(I am 18+)

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It's all good! Thank you!

11.03.2026 04:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An amazing and sexy suprise birthday present from my beautiful boyfriend. @garrodor.art did an amazing job on my stallion and I couldn't be happier ๐Ÿ’“

10.03.2026 02:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you everyone for the lovely birthday messages! I've had a wonderfully low-key, relaxing, day with my beautiful dragon @starlightserpent.bsky.social, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Currently making one of my favorite childhood comfort meals for dinner.

10.03.2026 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooooooo I just googled those and definitely am gonna try to find some!
Thank you!!!

10.03.2026 02:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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www.falseknees.com//comics/134....

09.03.2026 13:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 196 ๐Ÿ” 30 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you my sweet. ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ‰
Let's go get brunch.

09.03.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, unfortunately I don't have space for a full butchers block either. Might get a rolling island for it lol.

09.03.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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holy shit

09.03.2026 01:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 14099 ๐Ÿ” 3076 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 236 ๐Ÿ“Œ 600

They are so useful

09.03.2026 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a horse holding a party horn in front of balloons ALT: a horse holding a party horn in front of balloons

Guess I survived another year

09.03.2026 15:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is carrying a horse on a rope in the mountains . ALT: a man is carrying a horse on a rope in the mountains .
09.03.2026 15:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So @longhaulhoss.bsky.social and I are about to watch Cars. Romantic, I know. We are getting into comfy clothes before the movie. Stay with me. We end up making out for a bit while changing. When we stop kissing, this man looks me dead in the eye and says one word: "Kachow"

09.03.2026 05:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 190 ๐Ÿ” 52 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
27.02.2026 03:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
27.02.2026 03:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol noooo, not quite that.

26.02.2026 14:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a warm place

25.02.2026 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2584 ๐Ÿ” 606 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Not exactly the same, but a coworker I had once told me that he got into the trucking industry because a guy saw him back at U-Haul trailer around two corners blind without hitting anything or pulling up, so the guy chased him down an offered to train him how to drive a semi truck & gave him a job.

26.02.2026 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's that art style called when a furry has huge hands?
I wanna get some of that. Lol.

26.02.2026 00:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not exactly the same, but a coworker I had once told me that he got into the trucking industry because a guy saw him back at U-Haul trailer around two corners blind without hitting anything or pulling up, so the guy chased him down an offered to train him how to drive a semi truck & gave him a job.

26.02.2026 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My boyfriend treats me so good ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’“
๐Ÿด๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ‰

24.02.2026 05:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's incredibly annoying.

24.02.2026 05:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A post complaining about the call to function error featuring The call to function error

A post complaining about the call to function error featuring The call to function error

Are you fucking kidding me

24.02.2026 05:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@rytiger.bsky.social is it the Pre-workout, the workout, or the protein powder that kicks off the TF?
What about the Sauna afterwards?

24.02.2026 05:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The way she keeps pulling the mike away is really funny.

24.02.2026 00:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What I thought a furry lawyer would be like;

The Law Offices of Arf, Arf & Arf

What we got;

*old drunk guy*

23.02.2026 13:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just water.

24.02.2026 05:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you sport?

24.02.2026 05:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you!

24.02.2026 04:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow, I forgot what a coordination exercise walking with a cane was.

24.02.2026 01:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0