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“the thinker of tender thoughts” by shel silverstein [an illustration depicting a boy growing into a man. as he grows, his hair grows out as flowers. people laugh at him for it and he becomes sad. he starts trimming off the flowers, but as he reaches the last one he stops. he is then depicted with a smile and a flower in his buttonhole on his jacket.]

“the thinker of tender thoughts”
by shel silverstein

"I love you like a sister. No not Mhitra."

Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.

I remember a decade ago the technology got so good that there was a special page Google showcased that showed you exactly who it thought you were in terms of demographics. Target use to pinpoint trimesters in the 2010s. Things have gotten worse by way more metrics than folks realize.

For The First Time In Over A Decade, No Star Trek TV Is In Production Or Greenlit The streaming era began with the announcement of 'Star Trek: Discovery' in November 2015.

Thank fuck. Limp wristed centrist masturbatory slop in an era that desperately needed a blunt and corny kick in the head. Not a single banned episode or prescient story. But hey, it certainly had enough 9/11 allegories.

Upgrading from Tia with Nunh of the responsibilities.

Death Becomes Her is the Hildibrand equivalent of Jurassic Park.

I hoped everyone who did that Endsinger trial in #ffxiv appreciated all my Kirby jokes.

How to register to vote and check your registration status For the 2026 primary elections, NPR has collected deadlines and information on how to register to vote — online, in person or by mail — in every U.S. state and territory.

For the 2026 primary elections, NPR has collected deadlines and information on how to register to vote — online, in person or by mail — in every U.S. state and territory.

A grey hoodie with text which reads: “Buy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.”

Wise words

Fuck you.

I'm pretty sure most people would be absolutely stoked.

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

Had to draw that silly lil rock again ( I haven’t drawn it in foreveerrrr )
Fig talks to it , but the responses are just Fig talking back to themself

I was also thinking about naming it Ooo ( cause I love adventure time )

#finalfantasyxiv #ocart #digitalart #ffxivart #endwalker

No worries, I'll bring the hate. DualSense is the only way to play FFXIV.

That would require spacex rockets to actually be functional enough to ferry cargo past leo.

Mike Judge had a bank teller say "ATM Machine" and then immediately after had Butt-head say "ATM". What the hell.

Your mouth works, you can stop testing it.

'Drugs Win Drug War' Headline T-Shirt

You have lots of limitations. Spending shouldn't be one of them. https://store.theonion.com/products/drugs-win-drug-war-onion-headline-t-shirt?variant=17247276924995

Satan is part of the Marvel universe.

How does one swim on the side of a cliff?

Yes Junior, Threenior, and Fournior.

When someone closes a door, Satan opens a window.

Steam message board thread "make local coop to play with wife"

make local coop to play with wife

The Millennial Star in Mario Party 3 makes the same noise as the Onion King in Overcooked.

Fed posting is so easy to spot now. Go fuck yourself maga.

happy valentione's day
#ffxiv #ff14