Most Punished Yearnwife

Every time I listen to this I realize we lost someone who was pushing humanities capabilities forward. and I get so sad, because we didn't push it nearly enough,

How is only one left? The pack come in six!

I'm straight up crying

Feeling really sad about how mf doom died....,,,,,,, detransitioning just to argue with guys who keep talking about drake v doom ngl

reading the 0.999... wikipedia talk page just to feel something

If something goes "through" are you counting that as one or two holes?

It may be my spirit, I'm afraid ✊😔

JC Foster takes it to the freeuse.toys bluesky account

I get told Bud Light tastes like piss

I import ten cases

I drink one

...

I am inconceivably disappointed

Using the wrong keyboard for a while is an advanced form of mind break

1000000000 YEARS HORSE GAMBLING JAIL 𓀀𓀁𓃰 𓃳𓀆𓃘𓀋𓀕𓀤 𓀬 𓀽𓃡𓁄𓁑𓁜𓁤𓁯𓁻 𓃩𓂥𓃁

Unstucking and solving a puzzle during mystery hunt feels better than cumming

""stupid dog"" 🤤🤤🤤🥺🥺🙏🙏

My wife is out of town so I can finally thirst over male celebrities and she can't beat me over it.... Bill Skarsgård looks so good in the trailer for Dead Man's Wire, I'm gonna go crazy

I started doing kegels while I'm dead on League and now when I piss it hits the ceiling

diy or die, except it's like, tote bags, or something

Name idea for a youtube channel about illegal driving tips: Red Means Go

I sentence you to.... one week no wife cuddles!

I sentence you to.... stepping out of warm shower on to ice cold stone floor!

my wife told me she would beat me if I lost playing league of legends, so now I'm queuing sona top

The porno I'm directing has scene that's a homage to the oldboy corridor scene, except instead of a bunch of guys in a corridor it's two girls in a bed

Gay northernlion be like "I love pussy"

Call me the Red Bull Baron Powerplay the way they've been milking me for years

Thank you 🩷

SHE DID IT, LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

Watching my wife on her webcam and she refuses to hurt herself for my amusement, I can't believe how evil she is

Playing Soraka in soloqueue:

Ex-Leatherdyke reacts to t4t puppycule playdate: "That's what I woulda did, that's the technique"

*straitjacket (cozy)

It's going to be one of those cursed screw locking usb c ports, so that we can *really* participate in locktober next year