Queer Curmudgeon, the curmudgeonly queer

Dan Crenshaw getting redistricted out of a job will always be funny

Oh god I saw the thing 🤢

Same here. And that type is men who bring me donuts

If you think you recognize this woman no the fuck you don't

Ah, there it is. I haven't played Ghost of Sparta or Chains of Olympus. I should get on that

I still remember unlocking that secret ending with Deimos is GoW 1 and being annoyed that they never did anything with it

3 Silent Hill games in 3 years...

Remember when all we had for 10+ years was that godawful remastered collection and pachinko machines?

Van Der Beek dead at 48, leaving his family (SIX kids and a wife) broke because of the evil insurance system THIS fucking hag took a leading role in perpetuating

Ironic considering how many gay guys were on that show. Martin, Niles, Gil, and Bulldog were all played by gay men

"Bride-elect" is a fucking wild term and by wild I mean disgusting

A black and white photo of a smiling Catherine O'Hara holding an Emmy

Sat here for 10 minutes trying to figure out which Catherine O'Hara performance is my favorite and there's just too damn many. RIP to an absolute legend

The Last Of The Mohicans With Big Naturals

Guess Who's Coming To Dinner With Big Naturals

This is what happens when you can feel Brad Lander breathing politely down your neck

Impeach the war-mongering child rapist

Why isn't this a t-shirt and why am I not wearing it?

psa: you are weird as FUCK if you’re gay and make fun of other gays for being too fem

Happy Birthday!

Make a Bond movie academic:

Diamonds Are Composed Of Carbon Atoms Arranged In A Crystal Structure

It took me 3 failed attempts, 17 years, and a ton of therapy to successfully get a degree because I couldn't walk into an academic environment post high school without being consumed by dread

So much of this thread hits close to home. Things are much better now but that shit reverberates. ((hugs))

I sincerely hope that the specter of Pedro Zamora rips ghostly farts into the open mouths of Rachel Campos and Sean Duffy while they sleep

My thoughts on Netflix/WB: buy up as much physical media as you are able.

Followed this train of thought to its natural conclusion - an ESPN article that's just hockey players complaining about being unable to find pants that fit their giant asses. My poor thicc babies

The best thing about Heated Rivalry is that you can find cake like that on just about any hockey team

The uniforms aren't flattering but those boys are doing bulgarian split squats all day long 👀

Every scene shared between Daniel Craig and Josh O' Connor is fantastic

Definitely the most traditional murder mystery of the bunch but it certainly doesn't suffer for it. Less time is spent figuring out how the movie is subverting the genre which allows it to breathe a bit more

WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY was a damn good time and absolutely worth seeing in a packed theater

Even better if you've got an adorable man on your arm

My useless hot take is that Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 can't possibly win GOTY because Charlie Cox is hotter IRL than the character he's voicing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I can't believe this reply is still sitting here. I gave you 12 hours to realize you were responding to a joke and you just...didn't

Do tell. What in that statement was not factual?