A Life of Michael

Life advice: stop ordering the chocolate brownie when you should be ordering the cheesecake.

If ever a meme was true….🍿🍿🍿

Of course Liza gets to sit on a throne now. She’s earned that. If she can muster up the will to continue to show up, she deserves a throne every time.

The price of gas and food is going up. But don’t worry cause we’re also spending $1-2 billion a day on a war nobody asked for. Also we’re losing jobs at a record pace compared to the 2008 recession. And Americans are being shot in the street by masked neo-nazis, but a pedophile told them it’s okay.

The cockpit definitely needs ballroom.

It’s Friday. Woke up this way.

Congrats 👏🏻 🏆

I wish I was so rich I paid for Grindr

This is comical.

You’ll notice the American state media completely ignored the over 160 children in Iran that the orange felon murdered, but never once gave President Biden any grace when it came to his age as he was doing good work. They deliberately failed humanity for clicks and views.

New York Attorney General Letitia James has ordered NYU Langone Health to restart the Transgender Youth Health Program, saying halting gender-affirming treatment for transgender youth violates state anti-discrimination laws #NOH8

I’m so tired of seeing people bash Bluesky for being an echo chamber when X is an actual intentionally constructed echo chamber that is demonstrably radicalizing people across the political spectrum who still use it

@clairewillett - honestly the best marketing scheme in history is men successfully getting away with calling women the 'more emotional' gender for like, EONS, because they've successfully rebranded anger as Not An Emotion

Men: redefining human emotion one punched-wall at a time

This war will do nothing to help - and will very likely make things worse - when it comes to the biggest challenges we face at home.

Trump or his wealthy friends won’t pay the price. It will fall on service members and their families, on taxpayers, and on working Americans already stretched thin.

Stunning

I mean I’ve seen plenty just come across my feed on here 🤷🏻

Photos work too

In bed by midnight. So proud.

Wars can only be declared by Congress.

Taxes can only be levied by Congress.

Spending can only be appropriated by Congress.

Laws can only be passed by Congress.

Any President who refuses to work with Congress is an enemy of the Constitution and the rule of law.

Sounds good to me

I promise you that the government that murdered Alex Pretti and Renee Good does not give a flying fuck about the protests in Iran.

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I fucking hate it here.

Kansas can go ahead and fuck right off with their trans driver's license bullshit. And people can sue a trans person if they think they went into the wrong bathroom.

🏳️‍⚧️ I STAND WITH TRANS PEOPLE! 🏳️‍⚧️

Just hoping for a little naked messing around. Nothing too crazy.

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Love tasty and beautiful

On a scale of zero to snoop dog, how stoned did I look at the gym today?

Because I care about my community.