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Thank you Ken!
“When I look in the mirror I cannot figure out who is that little old lady standing in front of me.”
— my grandma on this day in 2017, when she was 88
Joke art!
#standup #standupcomedy #jokes #funny #comedy
I'm such a coffee snob, I won't even drink it.
I’m working on a time travel movie where global warming goes back in time to save the Titanic.
A joke from my first hour special, “Small, Dork, and Handsome.”
Check out the rest of it! And my newest special “Rini” free on YouTube! And everything else I’ve ever done, or will!
#comedy #standup #funny #jokes #standupcomedy
The Wild Robot is a beautiful movie.
Whenever I see something really cool online now, I say “this is incredible,” just in case it isn’t real because then I can say what I meant was “this is not credible.”
Hahaha wow delightful!
We both love it, me and shhhh don’t tell Daniel.
"I don't like to argue."
"Yes you do."
"OK you're right."
What do you call it?
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This is my friend @anylaurie16.bsky.social !
She is a super funny comedian and the super most recent guest on my podcast The Faucet! Listen where you know you can!
Enjoy!
PS thank you as always to @raminnazer.bsky.social for the beautiful pod art!
faucet.libsyn.com/160-laurie-k...
They should give me the No Bull Prize for this.
#funny #standup #comedy #jokes #standupcomedy
"You did a bad thing."
“We did no such thing."
“There is proof."
“OK we did it but it wasn't bad.”
“Yes it was."
“OK but we're still in charge."
OK Spelling Bee, you trying to tell me that “negging” isn’t a word?
I see what you’re doing.
I woke up today to about 7 of them, more than usually because of the primaries and midterms approaching!
Fun!
Politician spam text season has begun!
Can’t wait for the sequel, Wuthering Depths.
This is a bit of my comedy special “Rini”!
If you want to have the whole meal, head on over to YouTube where it’s free. Unless you want to pay for it and then feel free!
#standup #comedy #standupcomedy #funny #jokes
"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up." - Mark Twain.
I was searching for the exact wording of this, so at first I googled "If you want to feel better..." and Google auto-suggested "blame others."
Nice try, Google! Not even close. And never the Twain shall meet.
Where do you come from?
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Once, my girlfriend briefly couldn’t think of Anthony Jeselnik’s name, so his nickname in our home is now “Handsome Mean-Jokes.”
Whenever anyone says that they're a "people person," I imagine them being constructed out of people the way Voltron was made of lions.
I have seen movies in the category "New to Netflix" that are also marked "Leaving Soon."
Like the impermanence of life itself.
My dear friend Shane Mauss is a hilarious comedian and he has a new special debuting TONIGHT on YouTube!
I was there for the taping and it is an incredible show. Enjoy!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHh3...
I am an idea man, dog!
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Keep your friends close, and don't keep enemies.
PLAN A = WALK
PLAN B = BIKE
PLAN C = CAR
PLAN D = TRAIN
PLAN E = PLANE
