Wall-E 🔜NAB '27

Guess what day it is?!? #FatCockFriday #FCF

Can I pull those down and give you a hand?

Repost with your dick root.

I meant to smoke before dinner but I'll smoke tonight.

🥱☀️

BIRTHDAY DICK!!! #fcf #fdf #fatcockfriday #fatdickfriday

How I look at my weed friends when it’s time to smoke

Quote of the day after a customer asked me a question:

“Honey, I’m gay, not Jesus. I don’t know everything”

I just look wrong without it.

I did fuck up mine though.

Mind if I help with that?

Can I taste it??

Love,love,love Fright Night!!!!!! Roddy McDowell was the perfect choice for Peter Vincent.

Soundtrack Past dance hit reminded Cruisy gay clubs remembered Darkroom fun recalled

Homoflection - No.457

Soundtrack

Past dance hit reminded
Cruisy gay clubs remembered
Darkroom fun recalled

everytime i feel overstimulated and angry i look at the ms puff wet and wild sponge video to calm me down

You could bonk me on the face with that.

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

Welp! Dems fucked up again! Let’s choose the safe religious wearing in his sleeve white man over the intelligent black woman with the experience and fight! Ummm question?… Where the FUCK were the voters in Texas?? Looks like we are still stuck in an uneducated electorate. Tired of the excuses

I'm pretty sure every single gay man was told they're a "girl" by some straight cis dude when they were a kid.

And yet none of us were girls.

If you go "I bet I would have been convinced to be a girl if anyone suggested that" you may have to do some very surprising self-reflection.

A bearded trashpanda Daddy shows off his gargantuan belly & tits #TummyTuesday

Big boys, weigh-in: if you're over 300 lbs, drop a pic. Make this thread heavy as fuck, let's see that belly 👀

315 lbs of fat slutty bottom Dad here:

Rubs your belly.

Would enjoy playing with it sometime.

Such a sexy man!!!!

And it looks like a tasty package as well!

Morning and happy Tuesday. Obligatory tummy pic to start your day. Hugs 😘

Name a movie starting with the letter "C" #moviesky #films ky

I had several choices for this but decided to go really old school.

I'll volunteer!!!

UPDATE: Yesterday, I posted about hey.cafe — a fully Canadian alternative to Facebook.

They got SWAMPED with people. More than 2x their user base in a few hours.

Doors are still open, but they're capping new accounts at 250/hr. If you get a "we're full" message, try again in a couple of hours.