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Q&A: The Strait of Hormuz

Q: What is The Strait of Hormuz?
A: I don't know yet. I haven't had time to look it up.

Q: Where is it located?
A: Again, I haven't found that out yet but I'll probably have some time next week to do some research so hopefully I'll have more information then.

Q: How many ships usually pass through it per annum?
A: Hard to say. Probably a few.

Q: What happens to the global economy if ships are unable to sail through it for weeks or months??
A: Not too sure. 

Q: Is there an alternative shipping route that could be used?
A: Ok, I definitely made a mistake doing this Q&A before I had a chance to research the subject. I could ask my dad, I guess. He might know. Hang on.

Ok, I asked my dad and he doesn't know either. He's useless at stuff like this.

Q: Is this worse than the oil crisis of the 1970s?
A: Hard to compare the two because I don’t know anything about either.

Q&A: The Strait of Hormuz Q: What is The Strait of Hormuz? A: I don't know yet. I haven't had time to look it up. Q: Where is it located? A: Again, I haven't found that out yet but I'll probably have some time next week to do some research so hopefully I'll have more information then. Q: How many ships usually pass through it per annum? A: Hard to say. Probably a few. Q: What happens to the global economy if ships are unable to sail through it for weeks or months?? A: Not too sure. Q: Is there an alternative shipping route that could be used? A: Ok, I definitely made a mistake doing this Q&A before I had a chance to research the subject. I could ask my dad, I guess. He might know. Hang on. Ok, I asked my dad and he doesn't know either. He's useless at stuff like this. Q: Is this worse than the oil crisis of the 1970s? A: Hard to compare the two because I don’t know anything about either.

Okay, the Strait of Hormuz is in the news so just wanted to jump on quickly and do a Q&A about it. Hopefully this will answer some of the questions people are asking and maybe dispel some of the myths

12.03.2026 19:12 👍 98 🔁 16 💬 25 📌 1

Ignore what the naked policemen say, they are just drunk

11.03.2026 21:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kai Havertz scores again

11.03.2026 19:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Deleted scene from Terminator 2.

11.03.2026 15:36 👍 285 🔁 88 💬 7 📌 4

Oh FFS

11.03.2026 18:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That should be his second yellow

11.03.2026 17:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've had better illegal streams than TNT's picture

11.03.2026 17:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I disagree, long may it continue

10.03.2026 20:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It just gets funnier

10.03.2026 20:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spursy

10.03.2026 20:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Same

09.03.2026 22:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dear news sites:
Your "Turn off your adblocker" wall doesn't work. We aren't turning it off. We won't talk about your article. We won't share it. We will just leave. You're only ghosting your own traffic and engagement.

09.03.2026 13:47 👍 31 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
Domino meme.
Small domino: Son misses 1-on-1 vs Man City then laughs it up with Pep
Large domino: Spurs near relegation as toilet stadium empties

Domino meme. Small domino: Son misses 1-on-1 vs Man City then laughs it up with Pep Large domino: Spurs near relegation as toilet stadium empties

am i doing this right

06.03.2026 02:41 👍 72 🔁 13 💬 5 📌 0

Even chickens on basketballs come home to roost 😌

06.03.2026 09:57 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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They've finally found their level and got a win under their belt.

06.03.2026 08:46 👍 40 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 2

That's genuinely hilarious

05.03.2026 21:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Phoebe and Joe meme 

Who is cheating since 2003

Chelsea

Who is sport washing PL for decade

Man City

Which racist sacked Team ladies?

Man Utd

Then, who are the villains in PL

ARSENAL

Phoebe and Joe meme Who is cheating since 2003 Chelsea Who is sport washing PL for decade Man City Which racist sacked Team ladies? Man Utd Then, who are the villains in PL ARSENAL

Arsenal 🔴⚪

05.03.2026 17:50 👍 60 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0
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Kudos to whoever did that:

05.03.2026 14:53 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1
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Remember when LinkedIn Liam gave it large & talked about respect when one of our coaching staff dared to step on their side of the pitch during a warm up?

This was Chelsea’s huddle whilst Villa were waiting to kick off.

05.03.2026 12:52 👍 67 🔁 14 💬 5 📌 1

Get someone who loves you as much as Hincapie loves defending

05.03.2026 12:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I think I’m in love

05.03.2026 08:49 👍 77 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0
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Morning

05.03.2026 08:51 👍 303 🔁 36 💬 12 📌 1

I would have preferred if both of them lost, but that'll do

04.03.2026 22:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
04.03.2026 21:56 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

I'd forgotten all about it, just revelling in our win, turned over just in time

04.03.2026 22:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This Hurzeler headloss is going to feed my family for generations. He’s absolutely pissed his pants and revealed himself for the weasel he really is.

04.03.2026 22:09 👍 565 🔁 37 💬 24 📌 1

That's some goal

04.03.2026 22:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Looked like it

04.03.2026 21:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Arteta walked over to Saka, whispered City drew

04.03.2026 21:31 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Welbz tactically fouling to waste a bit of time

04.03.2026 21:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0