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Me, in the described jacket, a Maggie Rogers band tee, and a dark red skirt

Me, in the described jacket, a Maggie Rogers band tee, and a dark red skirt

This is your sign to thrift a 50 year old German leather jacket

06.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They gotta get Cameron Winter on the new Muppet show and have him duet with Kermit

06.02.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was like a website in there

04.02.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

my biggest nightmare is that I won’t be looking at my phone when It Happens

28.01.2026 05:53 πŸ‘ 3186 πŸ” 352 πŸ’¬ 97 πŸ“Œ 43

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

26.12.2025 15:39 πŸ‘ 5603 πŸ” 1575 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 23

Going into 2026 with a nemesis πŸ’–

29.12.2025 19:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.05.2025 03:54 πŸ‘ 6104 πŸ” 3868 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 75

You would think that people named rationalists would be able to debate well. Unfortunately their arguments suck ass

23.09.2025 23:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So true bestie

11.09.2025 22:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

mug that says "I'm not the dog step-mom, I'm the dog mom that stepped up"

09.09.2025 16:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Women love to perform MKUltra experiments on each other as a method of flirting

02.09.2025 22:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they think they can just erase trans joy and trans freedom. they can't. they can make things a lot harder and more painful. but that joy and that freedom is not theirs to take and it is incumbent on all good people to say so.

29.08.2025 02:07 πŸ‘ 3296 πŸ” 1047 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 12

I have a feeling that if I ever get married my wife will try to rage bait me during her vows

28.08.2025 16:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

areas of improvement for the next review cycle: stop thinking about anal sex at work

10.02.2025 23:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we need more Beastie Boys type white boys in music

25.08.2025 02:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

falling for someone is so interesting because I go super extra insane compared to baseline

25.08.2025 01:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what does it say that my type of women is one that will threaten to microchip me

24.08.2025 01:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I say this based on the number of girls who have tried to pre-order having sex with me after surgery

22.08.2025 01:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure there are a large number of non-op tgirls who are chasers for post-op tgirls

22.08.2025 01:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Rivers Cuomo in drag

Rivers Cuomo in drag

Billy Corgan in a dress

Billy Corgan in a dress

Choose your fighter

18.08.2025 01:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She was extremely right though

17.08.2025 23:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

craziest thing I was told this weekend is that my dick will make a great clitoris one day

17.08.2025 23:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Rivers Cuomo might be the most obvious living egg in music

17.08.2025 22:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

beth no

17.08.2025 22:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yearning! At The Lucy Dacus Concert

17.08.2025 06:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A solid 50% of trans guys have Steve-O energy and I think that's wonderful

17.08.2025 03:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes women just text me that they're having conversations about using me as a piΓ±ata

09.08.2025 04:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you get summoned to be in castration movie like a letter for jury duty or something

08.08.2025 21:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At the Indigo Girls / Melissa Etheridge concert cruising for older women

03.08.2025 03:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0