The Derek that gets mad about butter

Why does it matter?

The fucking Epstein files linking trump, epstein, and an underage girl came out. What a f*cking coincidence they come out after we overthrew Venezuela, iran, and a Mexican drug cartel. And lemme guess! The american conservative is gonna f*cking shrug if they even notice.

If the content Im seeing created regarding the Iran war is any indicator, this country has checked its humanity at the door. Feels like 2001 out here.

If dems did this it’d be wall to wall coverage about how the president lost american passports and some, probably all, were given to terrorists who are in your house right now.

Maybe they can also pick up a Canadian passport while they are there.

You know a lot of this could have been prevented if the senatw would have just said “no. The slap chop guy can not be in charge of the FDA. Please choose another candidate from your pile of horrors.”

Oh sh*t we have a defender we now hate? Cooooooool.

Dang. Trump really took old yeller Kristi to the back of the shed? Say it aint so.

This is why kids dont have character anymore.

Just an insane headline.

Would it make you feel better if we threw some toilet paper at you as is customary?

Kinky Sex Makes the World Go 'Round YouTube video by Dead Kennedys - Topic

Same as it ever was.

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A literal soy boy. Lol

Data scraping. Ok. Facial recognition, fine. But no chipping! We are very tech savvy & proactive.

WAS THAT A POTENTIAL?!

Allegedly…

But his dad said he’d only love him if he was sub 3.2.

My direct report just compared The 5th Element to somewhere between star wars episode 1 and the Star Wars Christmas special. So anyway. On the phone with HR.

Costco customers. Have you seen these people?

Some dude came to the facebooks because his car acceleration app said he was only doing 3.32 second quarters and not 3.15 second quarters like the magazine said and bro? I will be your dad and tell you I love you if it will help. No one needs to be this concerned about .17 seconds.

This now a DanHausen appreciation account.

White people eating hamburger helper: Oh my god did you see what the youth male is eating? So gross.

Ya’ll are too good for beef and rice now?! Go sip your caffeine free quinoa milk amercano and shut up.

Get outta here with these thirst traps, False spring!

“Why are you going to Oman”

This. This is why I went to Oman. To better understand this moment and the people it is affecting.

Kinda sounds like the people we hold contempt for dont realize they’re responsible for this bullsh*t. We’ll be more direct.

I know that I sound like a broken record but I think once this society was ok with accepting mass covid deaths just to be able to eat at Applebees then all bets were off.

As a child of 9/11 I think its officially time to stop ssupoorting the troops, cut the sh*t out of their budget, and retire many thousands of them. And if that upsets you, you might be susceptible to propaganda.

fry from futurama is wearing glasses and a red jacket . ALT: fry from futurama is wearing glasses and a red jacket .

Unsure if commentary is Sounders related or elimination Chamber related.