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Film Critic. Projectionalist. www.splicedpersonality.com

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We read critics for the perceptions, for what they tell us that we didn't fully grasp when we saw the work. The judgments we can usually make for ourselves. (1989)

06.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Seeing EASY RIDER on an original 35mm release print that’s all pink-shifted and beat to shit might actually be the best way to watch it.

07.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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We heard there was a movie called HOPPERS opening today but came to see this instead.

06.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The reviews are in!

06.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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With SIRΔ€T director Oliver Laxe and screenwriter Santiago Fillol right before I stepped on a landmine.

06.03.2026 06:29 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I should have called on you!

06.03.2026 05:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A feminist 'Bride' for Frankenstein Writer-director Maggie Gyllenhaal’s gonzo revisionist take on James Whale’s 1935 β€œBride of Frankenstein” is a "hellzapoppin’ cacophony of silly ideas and mad movie love, overhauling the queer-coded ca...

At WBUR this week I reviewed Maggie Gyllenhaal’s THE BRIDE EXCLAMATION POINT, which I got a big kick out of. Your mileage may vary.

05.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Willow is so good at this.

05.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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TONIGHT! I’ll be hosting a Q&A with SIRΔ€T director Oliver Laxe and screenwriter Santiago Fillol following the 7pm show at the Coolidge. And our friend @jshawhan.bsky.social is handling the Nashville screening on Sunday, so obviously these people have great taste in moderators.

05.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

27.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 37000 πŸ” 11950 πŸ’¬ 498 πŸ“Œ 800
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Classic Corner: Baby It's You β€” Crooked Marquee An appreciation of the under-appreciated Rosanna Arquette and Vincent Spano vehicle that was writer/director John Sayles’s first and last studio film.

Writer/director John Sayles’s first and last studio film, the under-appreciated Rosanna Arquette and Vincent Spano vehicle β€œBaby It’s You,” was released on this day in 1983: crookedmarquee.com/classic-corn...

04.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œSome Have Called This a Documentary”: How β€˜Melania’ Bends Documentary to Serve the Rich and Powerful HowΒ Melania serves its titular subject, its filmmakers, and its financier by invoking documentary’s authenticity but not its accountability

β€œThe effect is a little like Sissy Spacek’s deadened voiceover in BADLANDS, affectlessly floating over the obviously horrific without ever acknowledging it.” Classic Vadim.

04.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The line about the dyslexic girl who put Tampax in her nose is arguably one of the most perfect jokes ever written.

04.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s me, the one who regularly gets made fun of for crying at sappy movies by a fourteen-year-old girl.

03.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shit My Niece Says: β€œIt’s not that I’m a coldhearted person, it’s just that you’re too emotional.”

03.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Review - Billy Preston: That's the Way God Planned It A documentary directed by Paris Barclay.

At the Spliced Personality Substsck this week I reviewed BILLY PRESTON: THAT’S THE WAY GOD PLANNED IT.

03.03.2026 13:01 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Coming up on a month of the Spliced Personality Substack and I wanted to thank everyone who’s subscribed for helping me out. It means the world. If you haven’t checked it out yet, feel free to drop by and see if there’s anything here you’d like to let me put in your inbox.

02.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It was going to be Robert Duvall

02.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 142 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

It really is crazy. The whole weekend was an embarrassment of riches.

02.03.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lunar New Year is an annual bonanza for Chinese BO. It's easy enough to plan around. The fact that US media still don't though suggests that these blind spots aren't oversights. Major outlets can boast all they like about their commitment to diversity, but their spotty coverage says otherwise.

02.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Agador

01.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Review - Scream 7 Starring Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox, Isabel May, Jasmin Savoy Brown.

At the Spliced Personality Substack this week I wrote about SCREAM 7 and the time I almost asked Neve Campbell out on a date.

28.02.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this is tremendous

01.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Review - Scream 7 Starring Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox, Isabel May, Jasmin Savoy Brown.

At the Spliced Personality Substack this week I wrote about SCREAM 7 and the time I almost asked Neve Campbell out on a date.

28.02.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

28.02.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 16327 πŸ” 5055 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 103

OPERATION EPSTEIN FURY

28.02.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite place to see a movie. (Shh, don’t tell the others.)

27.02.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Did you eat yet?

27.02.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Always a great time talking to Justin and Laura.

27.02.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0