CALVIN

an ominous church bell rings whenever i pull up to the function

“IF YOUR HAVING AN OK TIME MAKE SOME FUCKING NOIIIISSEEEEEE” - me in the future maybe

being a dj is literally a competition to see who has the best music taste

one of my co workers is like a 40 year old mom and me and her where laughing at this for 5 minutes cuz it said balls and that was the bonding i needed

i am the #3 bowler in the state i am great at bowling

never being this downbad ever again 🙏😖

bro one time i was driving and there was a dead squirrel in the road and i’m not even kidding this lady stops her car in front of it, gets out, PICKS UP THE DEAD SQUIRREL, and then put it in her car and drive off like nothing happened.

same these are my personal favorites

goodnight

sometimes i wish this app had editing but then i could post something like “i love everyone!! :D” and wait for it to get likes and then change it to some crazy ass shit and that would be bad

no i sent each of you a half of a cdj you guys have to use the power of friendship to put it together

BLVCKHOUND - ANSWER (DOUBLE TOOL) hi im calvin 18

heres a free dub, welcome to bluesky
on.soundcloud.com/2HPYUFpPrMX1...

im gonna start a competitor company to roblox and name it oblox

Thank You for liking my post @nuhdubz.bsky.social and @def0.bsky.social Free cdjs have been sent your mailbox 🤗

Kevin Gates - 2 Phones

who here thinks i should eat a vegtable

country music if it was good

:(

Hi dave

SHUT UP YOU SMELL

Hello World!