Squall

Shirtless selfie with left forearm flexed

Shirtless selfie with right bicep flexed

Can you watch him for me

In-N-Out Coke float save me

Oomf said this song came up on his shuffle and he thought of me, like he wants me to put a baby in him soooooo baaaaaaaaaaaad

My boys are going on a date I’M OBSESSED WITH THEM

Also my anal eyes just analyzed the fact that I have a bsky elder badge

HOW DO I KEEP WINNINGGGGGG

What’s your point

“Insane thing” wdym

Drinking an energy drink isn’t enough, I need to be able to slurp it up my urethra like a straw

omg they’re skating together I can’t wait to write them fucking

Post leg day legs

Childbearing hips, one might say

MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN

You guys will never believe what I just started doing to meet my protein goals this bulk

“Protein maxxing” oh you mean bukkake

Nina Bo’nina Brown “Well it’s over”

I might need to finally retire my favorite pair of house shorts because the fabric on the ass is fraying and there’s a hole right where my pussy is

Listen at first I was like FINALLY’S MY CHANCE TO UPGRADE but then I saw it’s A18 Pro AND 8GB RAM only??? They said stop being poor fr, like they could’ve easily made it just M1 w/16GB RAM even at that price. 8GB RAM when even the most basic PC laptops come with 16GB by default is a slap in the face

There he goes again the loml

It’s still fuck the GOP but THOM TILLIS I WAS NOT FAMILIAR WITH YOUR GAME

😭😭😭😭😭

Shirtless selfie

Shirtless selfie with right arm up and bicep flexed

Hair reveal

Claro que si primo 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

SpongeBob stretched to the max

Bruno Mars after Filipinos and Puerto Ricans trying to claim him for their own

I would but this mass gainer is like 2 big ass scoops in 24 oz of milk so I need the blender to mix it properly 😭😭😭

“I don’t like how just because I’m into fitness people think I’m MAGA pilled!!!” okay so who’d you vote for

Next bodybuilder to slide into my DMs trying to pitch a fitness program to me I’m asking them who they voted for in the last three presidential elections

How I arrived on Bluesky

Rihanna in 2012 doing the pussy pat on stage:

You know when you’re pouring your protein shake from the blender canister into your shaker bottle but you accidentally get some on the side so you stick your tongue out to give the bottle some nasty sloppy toppy trying to catch the excess dripping down the side because good boys don’t waste a drop

Pokopia font “yo, squall. show me your gunblade, will ya?”

Good morning

I’m actually doing them with a free barbell and not a Smith machine too 😭