Writer With Cats and Comics

"COVID? We'll see one or two cases, and then it'll go away..."

Homer Simpson thinking 🤔

When I see how things are going in the country these days, I struggle to ascertain whether or not "The Simpsons" is still satirical.

Sorry you got caught up in that, Mike.

Down 3000 since last week.

It took me 60 years to figure out Republicans are always only going to help the rich. They know nothing of patriotism. That's why they always bring it up when people question their intentions.

How's that 50K Dow Jones doing now? 😅 I hope a lot of rich people are losing their fucking shirts.

🎵 Babe, I don't wanna keep on lovin' you,
Really the only thing I wanna do,
I just wanna sleep,
I don't wanna keep on lovin' you, woo, hooo...

REO Speedwagon for second-shifters. 😁

Yeah, and no one from this country should watch any of the games.

I met LeBron at a Boston Market before he started his career for Cleveland. He'd just been signed. We were in line next to him. I nudged my friend, "Dude, that's LeBron," I whispered. The King just grinned and shook his head. "Guess I gotta get used to that," he said, and we laughed.

Total class.

I think FIFA needs to take back that shit-ass award.

I'm worried Mullen could be worse.

She was probably dead the same night she was "kidnapped".

An attack on a Maga infested community, please.

So if there is an attack, will our government have caused it?

When you blow away a country's leader and over 40 of their government, you're in a war.

Could he die first?

And now watch trump ORCHESTRATE one.

Awesome, added.

Well, we lost over a million to COVID last term.

Let's see if we can do a little better with a decreased CDC, a stark raving lunatic at the helm of Health, and a severe shortage of supplies and services.

Meanwhile, at the stately Markwayne Manor...

But they're so cute! 🥰

Damn, I thought maybe Nancy was in one of the U.S. Hockey Team's lockers.

That's why Kash Patel went there, right?!

RIGHT?!

I'm listening!

Actually, would you like to join my Webcomic Pack? 😅

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I think she's going to die at the border, if you ask me.

They're going to have to protect that crazy cunt 24/7.

Someone should now ask her if she got a sexual thrill when she'd hear of innocent Americans getting slaughtered, and then take out her sexual frustrations on Corey Lewandowski.

That should do it.

I posed as a millionaire to help INTERPOL nab a ring of Nigerian scammers working in Amsterdam. Helped plan the meeting, got the thief to "meet" at the cafe, got the officials there - all by way of the internet.
Never had to leave the office and got back my employer's $3 million.

I was visited by the Secret Service in the summer of 2004, after a threat I made against Bush Junior went to the wrong person. Nice enough guys though, didn't arrest me, and helped us find a lost kitten in the house.
Poured them coffee.
They took a Polaroid or two of me and left.

You stole wine from a baby!

You monster!!! 😅

Come to think of it, I have many random facts about me I don't think anyone would find believable.

I suddenly realize I've lived an incredibly crazy life so far! 🤪

It took tRump to pull away the mask of the GOP to show us who they really were underneath for decades.

Miss Lindsey was right.

tRump destroyed the Republican Party - and they surely deserved it.