Jay

(sea monster bio)

You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic

Reminder to restock your daily purse/backpack with your essentials that are currently distributed between three fanny packs, two coolers and one drawstring bag.

Happy Mardi Gras, everybody. Happy New Year. Happy Ramadan. The people in this photo think this city belongs to them. It does not. It belongs to you. Take care of it this year. Reach out to your neighbors. Show them some love. These are rough times. We need to stick together. #RexComus

"(agreeably) Comus is a god, yes" #rexcomus

"let's talk about balls and feelings" #rexcomus

every time the camera pans over to the king #rexcomus

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My ultimate dream is that one day this little SOB rushes in there and suplexes Rex WWE style. One day, my sweet KCB. #rexcomus

Damn are you even allowed to double-dip the scepter line? Do the king blessings stack or is it a timed-effect thing? #rexcomus

wish they would hurry up and tell us which deb is going in the wicker man, we're gonna be here all night #rexcomus

PLAY CHOPPA STYLE #rexcomus

I feel like the weird vibes this year were kind of unavoidable. Carnival is a spiritual antenna. It picks up everything in the air and condenses it into a street pageant. The good and the not so good always filter through that. But you have to feel it all in order to process it. 1/4

pruning all the brown leaves off my houseplants the night before a guest comes like “DON’T FUCKING EMBARRASS ME OR I SWEAR TO GOD”

You can't live your life based on hate - that way lies madness and bitterness - but allowing yourself to slip into hater mode from time to time is a lovely little treat, like a drunk cigarette or a decadent slice of cake

I actually really love finding out so getting to fuck around beforehand is just a bonus

Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now

@startrekshitposti.ng

OF THE EMPIRE We will be known as a culture that feared death and adored power, that tried to vanquish insecurity for the few and cared little for the penury of the many. We will be known as a culture that taught and rewarded the amassing of things, that spoke little if at all about the quality of life for people (other people), for dogs, for rivers. All the world, in our eyes, they will say, was a commodity. And they will say that this structure was held together politically, which it was, and they will say also that our politics was no more than an apparatus to accommodate the feelings of the heart, and that the heart, in those days, was small, and hard, and full of meanness.

From a poetry collection by Mary Oliver, where after a hundred poems showcasing gentle observations on nature and animals, she hits you with this

This but Porkin’ Across America

LRT As a K-12 person I can attest that “the Kobayashi Maru serves no pedagogical purpose” to “the Kobayashi Maru is pedagogically critical” pipeline is very real

a major issue with video games is that they produce a bunch of people who consider themselves brain geniuses for solving problems that were designed to be solvable. as a remedy, we should be making more games that are actively and irreconcilably hostile to the player. thank you

he’s a 10 but he’s Br*t*sh 🤢

Spent the afternoon at the zoo that makes you buy it. Broke as shit now

Jokes on them, I’m well versed in school abolition theory in that I’ve read Reason magazine, CATO, and Bill Gates’ sponsored pro charter school media

if you want my body and you think i'm sexy turn to page 41

if you want my body and you don't think i'm sexy turn to page 58

if you don’t want my body and you think i’m sexy turn to page 72

if you don't want my body and you don't think i'm sexy turn to page 90

my woke DM yelling at me again about how wrong it is to have a race of inherently bestial, violent, greedy savages who by their nature and presence befoul the lands they spread through. i had to point out AGAIN that the British do in fact exist and aren't fictional

I'm a massive Golden Girls fan, so I can think of no better leadership for my Adeptus Sororitas. I've been working through this concept for YEARS and I'm excited to finally have it accomplished.
Shout out to @bssterrain for the amazing head sculpts.
#warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #goldengirls