The Revolution

I know, Jerry. I can see you in my rear view

Turns out, "these edibles ain't shit," works when you only say it in your head, too. Though, still not impressed

Social media is for keeping in contact with people, seeing what's going on in different parts of the world via personal accounts, and learning about the world. Social media is not for announcing regime changes, wars, threats against the people, and late-night xenophobic rhetoric from the potus+team.

lol

So far the war on Iran has cost $9.4 billion.

That's $1 billion per day.

$41,666,667 per hour.

$11,574 per second.

Thousands of lives lost.

People don't want this. They want a living wage. They want healthcare. They want to be able to afford a home. They want their basic needs met.

"I like my regime changes the way I like my fruit: locally sourced."
-John Oliver

I've been a fan of him for so long, but never had a chance to see him. He apparently used to do the fair where I'm currently living, but he hasn't since I moved here, lol

Thank you! I missed that

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

Sad to see there doesn't seem to be a single Washington state show

We're at war with Iran because the President of the United States likes to fuck kids

That's super clear, right?

He fucks kids

Children

Trump fucks Children

That needs to be very clear

Arrest the goddamn president

You know why else could handle it? The fucking justice system. The people. One person with really good aim. Let your so-called God judge the petty thieves. Let the people light the rest of them on fire. (3/3)

But to sit back and look at the really harmful and dangerous things some people do, like starting foreign wars because the world found out they're a pedophile, and deciding that "God will handle it," is so sick. (2/3)

The extremely privileged take of, "they'll have to answer to God," being such a go-to for Christians, and largely white, semi-wealthy to wealthy Christians at that, is actually really disgusting. No, I'm not saying we should go around lighting everyone on fire that's ever done us harm. (1/3)

I'm a firm believer that if you're going to change lanes and someone in that lane honks at you, you should stop trying to get into that lane instead of trying to continue to bully yourself in...

You're telling me Stark, Yugi, Master Chief, and fucking Walter White would approve of this administration? Oh fuck no

The concept of the man that was Jesus feels like such an abused and foreign topic these days. Instead of looking at the way Jesus was and trying to emulate that behavior, people take it on themselves to punish anyone they think acts against Jesus' teachings without following them themselves

I had to go to the doctor today. That's a rude Friday, if you ask me...

But what if all my posts suck and then I end up killing the poor thing?

This is how you write a goddamn headline.

Calvin and Hobbes style takes this to another level

There's the rare two cat scenario as well, where they switch up which one is chill and which is the menace. Sometimes every couple days. Sometimes every couple minutes

Reason #452,797 why I'm positive God and Religion are false promises of a divine afterlife created by wicked men to control the rest. There is nothing Divine or Righteous about it and God doesn't exist. Not now. Not ever. No loving god would let its people go through what happens on earth

NOPE

It’s actually FEWER Misérables

Imagine any other G7 or even G20 country being run by such a shower of corrupt incompetent fuckpots.