Eve 🔻

trans women need to stop looking like they're 21 when they're 35. I'm tired of being embarrassed giving life lessons to someone who remembers 9/11 better than I do

she likes femboy link and ancient prophecies and dresses and that's it!!!

same energy

Dana Scully and a xmas tree

"And you expect me to believe he visits every house in one night, Mulder?"

republicans never get tired of losing

Nikki Haley is ur typical neocon ghoul, and i don't want this to be taken as some sort of endorsement of her or that, but it is funny how she'd win the general election in a historic landslide vs Joe Biden, but bc of how busted America is as an electoral democracy she will never get the chance.

the song of achilles asks the interesting question "what if Achilles weakness was not in fact his heel and was instead failson Greek twinks"

new Wednesday. I can keep going

they should invent a new Tuesday then too

they should invent a Monday that I don't have to go to work on.

one of my favorite things about my job is that the first task is to lift an 80 pound instrument from a crate on to a bench, and I have never once had to do it, bc I look like a small girl and ppl will do it for me if I bat my eyelashes. 10/10

if u don't like polka dots don't even speak to me honestly I don't need that kind of negativity

nothing makes me feel like more of a human being than saying hi to my neighbors. say hi to your neighbors

buddy it's called a 'for you' page

had a meeting with the gays. we set the agenda. you're a girl now, sorry (or congrats)

Feel like shit just want him back

last night as I was walking around DC I was bitching about Christmas starting after Thanksgiving here in the US ( as someone who likes Christmas thats too early!!) & some man on the street must have overheard me, bc he stopped me to ask if it was the 1st that night, like we were in a christmas novel

shout out to the bartender who kept flirting with me while I was on a date TN. you made me look so good and u knew i wasn't the one deciding ur tip and u did it anyway. bless you 🫶

all id need is a rich older guy who calls me "kid" and has a big dick and id be normal

no wonder everyone is missing limbs smdh

get off the lexapro and onto a dick

are u doing a Chandler Bing bit in the year of our lord 2023

waiting by the door for a package. like a dog. this is inhumane. every residential address should have a package lockbox

it will be thank you

freaking out big time 🙂

after i heal from FFS i'm hiring a gaggle of faggots to follow me around wailing "the cunt! the cunt!" like professional mourners of roman antiquity

no I haven't had dinner shut up

ive shaved my whole body, done my eyebrows, toe nails, a chemical peel, skin care, washed my hair and i still feel like shit. can't girlboss my way out of depression this time i fear

i will never be enough for me. I really am my mother