Boo's Burgers

That and I have physical PROOF that oomfs are drawing themselves in a bat forks now too, like damn!!! Did I slay that much???

It’s like vampire rules, I bite you and suddenly you’re going bat mode too

Or get rabies

The good kind of rabies

Man these past few months have got me feeling a bit.... 🦇✨Batty ✨🦇 So I did something about it

its a BOOtiful day out there and im staying in here where its cozy ft @booneyard.bsky.social

oohh to be fed tons and tons of fruit like a greek emperor feasting on grapes

Im still very attached to having a “bull” sona, but god drawing different versions of me I like most rules dude

The gender euphoria I’m getting from fat bat mode is awesome, I DO rock those fluffy buns, actually

Real,,

2am gym routines save me,,, I NEED to get my sex appeal back I’m been OUT of it and I NEED to get BIGGER GRAHHHH

Finished the last of my queue a few hours ago and I can already feel myself getting my mojo back

After months of recovery, I’m finally back in and getting 2/3 workouts a week done

Brother my tits and arms feel sore this rules, genuinely missed this feeling 💪✨

Only been to the gym once this week but I’ve had a lingering hunger and pumped up libido for a few days now and god I NEED to go back

Taking care of your body makes you feel good?? Who woulda thunk!!!

Oh yeah I know, we’ve been over this ✨🍽️🐉

You know I DID always wanna try lizard meat… anyways haha hi chapuuu

Omg hi star hiiii
Hey you should get on this comically large dinner plate it’s like, really comfy-

GULP. GULP.

You know you are SO correct
I already know what the calorie intake of a goat/demon is, I should try dragon next.

Like this isn’t even the first time this has happened, in like ACTUALLY hungry

I WOULD eat my freinds if I could

I’d even want to hoard them…see how many I could fit in……

Oh no I gotta work I can’t be thinking about this-

Aw man, the literal day after I get back into the gym, the Vore mood is hitting like a TRUCK…

I’m so hungry….soooooooo hungryyyy,,,

Pulling aggro on yourself, by time someone shows up to the lair you’re already enraged,,,

Talk about a rigged encounter 💦

Someone help him, I’m snatched up for DnD he NEEEEEDS thisss

Heel injury is finally healed enough, now I can get back to the gym 🥺🙏

Thank god, I felt myself getting softer in the bad way for 2 months and HATED IT, I wanna be BIGGER GRAHHHHH

You joke but I’ve been there
And yes I do

I’ve been told, as of today, that me getting mad at football is giving memories of someone’s dad being mad at football

Between that and other incidents, like… I’m 28, is it too early to be beating the dad allegations?? Like???? It’s not that late for me is it?????

Let’s GOOOOO

My New Year’s resolution this year is to be hotter and sexier and more epic

That mostly involves me showing off more and moving with initiative so hey, let’s put this to good use ✨

Dude it’s bathrobe season I’m thriving ✨

Just tag is with nudity/etc and I should be gucci

Also LETS GOOOOOO show off king ✨

Is it bad that I fell out of my gainer arc BECAUSE it wasn’t fiscally sound…

Trust me, it DOES work… if, it doesn’t break the bank lmao TvT

Okay day turned abysmal, and oomfs are offering to indulge me by feeding me…

I swear this is gonna start a slippery slope,,,,

I-is it morally acceptable to accept food offerings…in THIS economy?? 👉👈 when I have to eat… A LOT….hmmmmmmmm….

SLAY the Dragon 🍑

Why yes!