Mighty Hunter

When you find OUT. Gr.

When you find you, for the love of God, please tell me

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

oh let’s go, libs are doing blood quantum discourse on main about the new DHS appointee

Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.

When It Happens, I hope they find him like they found Elvis

US commander said Trump "anointed by Jesus" to attack Iran: Report Some U.S. military leaders are telling troops the Iran war is part of "God's divine plan," religious freedom advocates say.

Welp, smoke 'em if you got 'em. Someone not on substack talked about it.

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"US Liberals stop thinking every horrible thing the current government does is a distraction from the Epstein Files" challenge. Difficulty: Impossible

I know I sound crazy but instead of spending a billion dollars in a day to kill people in another country we should try spending a billion dollars in a day to help people in this country.

Shitpost for laughs, not applause

Shitposting theory: the best follow improv rules. "Yes, and" makes shitposting better. Try it!

Hey, if you're feeling like life has passed you by and you're too old to start something new, remember that John Brown was 55 before he killed his first pro-slavery settler in the Kansas Territory. It's never too late to follow your dreams.

𝘙𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺’𝘴 𝘉𝘢𝘣𝘺 is my favorite film about deviled eggs.

I did not share the original story because my gut was that the sourcing was dubious. Someone who knows more about the sole source confirms that skepticism. Don't fall for clickbait, read the piece linked below.

(If the story is confirmed by other outlets, that's another thing. But ... it's not)

The Randy Warhols

This is a thing, right?

Person: *did something wrong before but does something right now*
Online person: "Hey remember when that person who's doing something right now did something wrong before? Never forget that that."

Okay, but maybe also TAKE THE FUCKING WIN

Good morning!

Wouldn't it be fun to have a Democrat in NY-03?

Suozzi is an uninspiring centrist. He gives us nothing to believe in, and lately can't even manage "at least I'm not Donald Trump" right.

He failed on the DHS vote.

He's wrong on Iran.

We can and must do better.

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Apparently you can hear it all the way over there

We have always been at war with Central Asia

This military action taking place over Purim is... Something

What does everyone with a Substack think about this Iran thing?

Wait, wait, wait.

Senate Dems can block Executive Orders?

I don't care if Congress authorizes War on Iran. NO WAR ON IRAN. I want people to fucking reclaim their morality.

me: Dubai is an abomination and shouldn't exist
Also me: I hope the workers who have to put up with the privileged pieces of shit who live in that city are okay

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OH NO

anyway.

If I was a Republican who can see that the Republican nominee for 2028 might get smoked by any Dem candidate and wanted to make sure we got someone who would do very little to undo the actions by the Trump 2 admin, I'd promote & put out shit like this constantly:

if you think your joke was good enough no it wasn’t; please see your replies for punchups or complete derailments

counterpoint: if i dont distract myself from this mess sometimes i will straight up die