Kimball (is cool)

I do like his restaurants, but I can't support what The Bear is saying here.

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We've never been more out of ideas as a culture. "This brave innovator believes people will respond positively to you if you are physically attractive. And he may be on to something."

With a “Crime” heading?

*Modest Mouse voice*
"I almost got hit by a cop car the other day /
Yes in a crosswalk with the right of way"

Probably more of a Pinkerton guy

lol! I never saw that

Clawdbots are the new slurp juices

Soy right theory vindicated once again

Whistles are now WMDs, according to the "high IQ" crowd.

If the other videos from today are too much for you, this is one that is worth watching.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but CBS News has been enemy number 1 for right wingers at least since the Dan Rather Bush story scandal, and I never heard them come up with an epithet as good as "SeeBS News". It's been less than a month since the Dokoupil era and the liberals came up with it instantly.

Still got that MIDI jazz theme song drilled into my brain somewhere.

"The American project must and will succeed. Its enemies stand for too little. Our lives are worth too much."
Beautiful work as ever, Osita. Thank you.

"In law." It's right there in the name!

I'm almost caught up to present time after starting from Ep. 1 of the podcast earlier this year. But in my opinion your miniseries on the Beach Boys this year was beautifully done, if not a lot of fun to research and write, I imagine.

It's crazy! The Beatles '64 doc that came out a year or two ago has some really harrowing footage of how badly they were treated by the snobs at the British Embassy in Washington D.C. during their first American tour.

Scene from a post-apocalyptic movie where someone wrenches open the rusted hatch in the ruins of a data center, and it's just these two voices saying "absolutely" to each other for the past 1000 years.

Congrats to this guy

Adam Carolla tweet: “More American males now wear bracelets than eat stew”

I think I’ve gotten to the sweet spot in my timeline because I have seen the references to the Parks and Recreation discourse without having to directly see it.

Here is what we've been able to find out since yesterday. It's in Spanish, FYI. www.telemundoutah.com/noticias/loc...

Thanks. We'll begin looking into it.

Hi Shannon. I work for the local Telemundo station in Salt Lake. Is this your video? We can talk more in a private chat if you'd like. Thanks.

Onion Headline: “Marilyn Manson Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Shock People”

Tweet of mine from July 2, 2018 that reads: "We've spend the past 5 years investing in A.I. so we could create what is essentially a dumb person with unlimited power." It's a quote-tweet of another post that reads: "Facebook's political ad verification rules blocked ads about: beans, hair waxing, shrubbery, because they contained the word 'Bush.'"

I was scrolling through my inactive-but-still-alive Twitter account (don't ask) and I found this Tweet about AI I did from 2018. You all should have listened to me.

Exactly when are you supposed to release the spider eggs in your house to get those cool Halloween cobwebs forming in time? And do the exact breeds of spider matter?

“I’m Dave Van ROCK”
“This is Joan Bae-YESSS”
“And I’m Bob THRILLIN’. You’re listening to 103.1 The Hammer, your source for classic rock hits and mid century folk revival anthems.”