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Sally T 🎞️ + πŸ“Ί + ⌨️

@sallyjaybee

AUDIO DESCRIPTION WRITER β€’ lover of dark theatres & The Cure β€’ born in the heart of Toronto β€’ wonky eyeballs & a smart mouth β€’ rhubarb obsessed β€’ interrobang enthusiast πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ + πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ 🚫 AI/zombros/cultish nonsense πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ protect trans kids

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I write audio description for entire films *and* I have a visual impairment.

It’s not difficult to make this space more accessible for all users. πŸ‘πŸΌ

07.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to move. I mean, we will move soon, but I’m not a patient girlie, so I want to move right now.

😐

06.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The neck scab is a chef’s kiss. It’s imperative to show how inside-out rotten this vile man truly is.

06.03.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œshield of the americas” lol

Donald can’t even cover his necrotizing scabby bits and he thinks he’ll be able to manage a defence of some sort?

🀣

05.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well said lol! 🀣

03.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe that some people thought this plonker would be a good pick for prime minister. 😳

03.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I’d only pick a Flakie. I also haven’t had one in about 45 years 😬

03.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been a day, lads. Whew.

This is for my sporty Toronto home slices: did you know that Addison Barger’s fave music is basically Air Supply? πŸ₯Ή

03.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Eyes up! πŸŒ•πŸŒ–πŸŒ—πŸŒ˜πŸŒ‘

02.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sending good vibes only to your crew. That’s not fun.

02.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t watch red carpet things anymore.

I’m absolutely over witnessing women disappear themselves because some industry convinced them that an extra ten pounds made them unworthy.

02.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A question for any 19th century English lit scholars (please boost!): when were Lord Byron's letters to his wife first published? I haven't been able to find a specific date for those yet. (I'm assuming it must have been after her death in 1860, but I could be wrong even about that vague assumption)

01.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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On the St. Lawrence (March)
A.Y. Jackson
1921

01.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 142 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘ŠπŸΌπŸ–€

28.02.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His pie-hole is drooping.

28.02.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kelly, you could post this every day and it would absolutely ring true.

28.02.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nope. One lawless country bombing another lawless country ain’t it. This Canadian wants nothing to do with the decisions an addled kleptocrat makes from his golf course, so never speak like we’re somehow on the same side. Embarrassing.

28.02.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Piggy can’t even be arsed to open his eyes to declare war from his golf course. Just batshit nonsense.

28.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Agree with Mike. We fucking absolutely do not.

28.02.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t understand a country that shrugs and nods when it gets marching orders from an addled sleepyhead in adult diapers. From a golf resort, no less.

Absolute madness.

28.02.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know it’s still winter for a lot of us, and we’re not really thinking too much about sun damage.

But I’m a blue-eyed redhead with fair skin, and on Wednesday, my dermatologist sent a bit of my hand to the lab.

Today is the perfect day to safeguard your body’s largest organ. ⚠️🧴

28.02.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, I know. But dude looks stuffed, rolled, and spit-roasted. 🫣

28.02.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry to hear this, Ron. My dad loved his music.

27.02.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ray is one of my best pals. If you’re in Toronto, come and join us at the launch event next Wednesday March 4 at Ben McNally (5pm).

27.02.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Shane, I’m so sorry about your sweet pup. And sending my best wishes to your mum. Please take care.

27.02.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

lol! Someone stick a fork in President Porchetta because he definitely looks cooked!

27.02.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ

27.02.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s just mad because it wasn’t built in the shape of a cheesecake or a snowmobile. 🫩

26.02.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If the sound of his voice was a meat, it would be those gnarly grisly sausages.

26.02.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At the very least, he deserves to be booed relentlessly for the foreseeable future. Maybe he’ll finally learn to read a room.

25.02.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0