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BREAKING: dad and son open market

Its incredible how it manages to make everything taste like dirt

It's so fucking funny dude why did he do that

finished gantz reread. Complete dog shit

headed to work

like yea of course I want Shit that tastes like straight Dirt instead of some arugula thank you

I didnt even realize i abandoned my partner on our 6 year anniversary to go watch hypnosis mic interactive movie by myself

We gotta make it illegal to put microgreens on vegetarian sandwiches bro I'm tired of this shit

I was about to start swinging

I went to the Hypnosis Mic interactive movie by myself and girls kept bringing their dads to rig the votes in favor of the buster bros

They didnt even fucking care about the decision

Oomf watching Hyp Mic movie in a theater and getting pressed that some fujos dads are rigging the polls

It's the right of a tenant to read through their landlord's mail

papa

Who's DL trade

shes at your door dude she wnats you to open it but i dont have the heart to tell her u arent home : (

I just saw Johnny Depp stealing fungal cream from Walgreens

wtf shes asking if she can walk to your apartment @peterfobian.bsky.social

This App Warns You if Someone Is Wearing Smart Glasses Nearby The creator of Nearby Glasses made the app after reading 404 Media's coverage of how people are using Meta's Ray-Bans smartglasses to film people without their knowledge or consent. “I consider it to ...

NEW: A hobbyist has created Nearby Glasses, an app that warns you if someone close by is wearing smart glasses. 404 Media spoke to the creator who said he was inspired by our coverage that uncovers how men are wearing Meta's Ray-Bans to covertly film massage parlor workers.

Paranormasight 2 is really good so far!!! I dont want to be working!!!!

He was a former fratbro and at his going away party he made me explain the skinsuit guys to his fratbro friends. They were really understanding and kind

When we had women come in to the cafe he would sex it up by unbuttoning his shirt almost all the way so we'd get more tips

One time my old coworker tried to donate his sperm and they denied him because his body count was too high

FUCK

tuxedo cat eating a rice cracker

BREAKING: tuxedo cat eats rice cracker

not taken that way at all... i appreciate it : )

Welcome back

cute little tuxedo cat

breaking: cute little tuxedo cat has inflated ego