Sentient Bunnysuit

Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life because no one is paying you to do that.

A mermaid but the left half is fish.

The wrong people are grieving.

"We make history." -propagandists.

Horrifically entertaining, Sarah’s threads are like “Cunk on Earth” for dating profiles:

I'm waiting to hear more facts before not altering my political views at all.

Cop: "One of the three witch sisters is the suspect."
Detective: "Which?"
Cop: "Yes."

For wheelchair curling the players should be slowed to use roombas.

It sure would be comforting if anyone else at all seemed to know what the fuck they were doing.

Sorry about that last email, I wasn't wearing my glasses and I assumed you were making a Sailor Moon reference.

Don't be scared the future will devolve into a dystopian nightmare. There's no future, silly!

I'm feeling remarkably serene. That's the one where you're constantly screaming, right?

Mid air fueling

Picture of planes historians will call just friends

You say "impossible to ignore." You haven't encountered my level of ignorance.

my Grandfather was from Thunder Bay, Ontario. I'll be right up.

Me (extending bag of ketchup potato chips): one of us!

@sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social : (putting on touque)

I see both sides. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.

Laughter is the best medicine which is why nitrous oxide is so expensive.

You were the wind beneath my wings that blew me off course.

Your reasoned, objective logic is no match for my meaningless platitudes! I even made a sign!

My at one time suite of company laptop models I kept for reference and support purposes

If you think peanut butter in celery is good wait until you try peanut butter in Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

Video games used to have only captions when the characters talked, which means video games used to be reading. Now video games are TV

Brevity is the soul of wit, so I can already tell you're not going to be brief.

This is very true.

People often ask me, "Mr. Bunnysuit, how does the universe work?" to which I thoughtfully reply, "Fine, thanks for asking!"

Find yourself someone who salutes your red flags.

Do you know what I like to do in times like these? No seriously, someone please tell me what might bring me the slightest sliver of joy.