AYOOOO LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
12.03.2026 04:59
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AYOOOO LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
Living in the south where iguanas fall from the trees from the cold:
Didn't know your stomach needed a license
We’re getting soft tacos
It's actually cuz the filling's quite *Bus*sin'!
should attack more uwu
Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago
Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago.
Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE
Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026
"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." - @funkittoys.bsky.social points out that history has always been ✨💕fucked💕✨, as illustrated by
@erikamoen.bsky.social
Public post with references: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...
*Checks profile pic to make sure I'm on the right bsky account before liking or reposting vore. Every single time, even if I Just reposted something*
🔞CW: #NSFW #VORE #DIGESTION🔞
Bsky reupload of an commission for a tasty chee~
Uh ohh seems the stream ran a bit late. Definitely worth staying up for though~🥴💦💦
#AnikiFauxArt
There've been a lot of promising cancer and disease breakthroughs rather recently.
I'm not going to pretend the future isn't uncertain, to say the least. But there are still at least pinpricks of hope and positivity.
Loyalty commission of Cynthia with OC Turquoise. Long time supporters on my Subscribestar or Patreon can unlock a free simple color commission like this every few months. Thanks for the support :) https://subscribestar.adult/saintxtail
Lugia (WIP)
You take care of yourself now!
Drawing of Maki lying in a plank-type pose while Simone's face is buried in her ass. Maki's legs are wrapped around the Shinx and the heel of her paw helps to keep Simone's head in place. Simone is blushing as she barely struggles. Maki appears pleased, calmly looking forward. Sweat drips off of her face as she speaks, "Y'gotta tap if you don't want to stay in there forever... 'less you're into that sorta thing. I won't judge."
Staying here as long as I can.
Every city in the US is like this. Cops do whatever they want with almost no accountability, while milking taxpayers for outrageous overtime, and if you’re a public official who dares to address this their unions will slander & demonize you. But let’s keep criticizing public school teachers though.
Instructions unclear
Petting a furry tummy
Ah, Florida go brrrr
End on a beautiful chord don't just go *up*
I get *why* because it's a good signal end but we have *so many of those*
I'm just saying, from someone who did piano/band from a young age, however no music theory learning or any like, higher education training with music
Having your piano music end with just going up the piano after all the musical lyrics are over just feels like an uninspiring end.
End it Your Way
You ever have two Navi's spanking each butt cheek while a third licks your sheath?
Because that's what happened to a friend in vr tonight.
girl is thinking
[ #(oc)skye ]
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
Yoooo I love this.
~~Funny edit it’s actually your mouth~~
I am getting
*things*
And am excited.
We could’ve told you that.
Oh there was more.
Sorry I’d just got out of the shower and thought I’d have to fight for my boi Kirbo xD
But why?
;-; Kirby is shaped like frien
Monita is W goons
Edit scene from a Simpson’s episode with the memes Steamed Hams scene where Chalmers and Skinner look at an aurora boeralis in Skinner’s kitchen