Barry Bongfellatio, Gan.D. 🏳️‍🌈🌿🎃🧛🏻🧟👻🐈‍⬛

Retirement sounds more comfortable than a noose, eh?

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Paul had been personal chef to Harry Sonnenborn, the cofounder of McDonald's and he taught me quite a lot about cooking and also about never leaving him alone with someone you're dating😒
We had an arrangement such that I bought ingredients and he demonstrated how to prepare them, & I came out ahead

Social assistance and finance went up, proving yet again that the rich get richer and the poor get poorer.

I had a friend in my 20s from Mobile AL, which has heavy LA food influences, around the same time Justin was on the air, and I've come to earnestly believe that a man is no kinda man if he can't make a proper roux lol thanks to Justin and Paul

I loved him, funny as hell and what a cook. Unpretentious down-home cooking straight out of the bayou, put some meat on yer bones boy lol

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oh hell no

like fuck we did

I have to admit, seeing 3 Tesla cyber trucks parked side-by-side is pretty cool

The only thing the "SAVE Act" saves is the GOP's collective ass given Trump's unpopularity and the near certainty of losing Congress this year

dog thinks y'all are dating now lol

and the next system over is named for his brother Harry

None of those things are Constitutional rights, Dave

No, it isn't "common sense" because none of those other things are RIGHTS guaranteed in the US Constitution, DAVE🙄🤬

I thought the objective was pretty obvious: distract from the #EpsteinFiles by some good old fashioned American dick-swinging

Well, it *should* be safe, but with any ground meat, I say better safe than sorry. I love a steak medium rare but a burger needs to be pretty close to well-done because nasty kinds of microorganisms can get ground into the meat depending on how sanitary the facility is

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Justin Wilson used to say "a little wine for the stew, a little wine for the cook" and be sloshed by the end of the show lol

ah but he's a loyal lickspittle and that's all that counts

I grew up with TOS in first-run syndication, watching every afternoon after school, and I like #StarfleetAcademy but sometimes it gets a bit too 90210 for me. The "rivalry" with the War College is a bit too on the nose for me, it has "we gotta beat Alpha House" vibes

You know those dart guns they used on Wild Kingdom to bring down lions or whatever? Shoot yourself in the foot with one and tiny dog won't hurt so much

yow, one slip and bye bye finger

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Oh come on now, next you'll be telling me the Satan scenes in the South Park movies weren't actually in Hell

RIP to Jesse Jackson. His funeral is today. I wanted to share this clip from his appearance on Sesame Street in 1971. His important words ring just as true today as they did back then.

That’s what I’m talking about

That's how you do it, a little weed to open your inner Julia Child

that's not a 'no'

Can you say "fraud"? I knew that you could