Coffee

A serious looking Coffee sat in front a floral "Coffee House" sign.

This is not my house.

A proud Coffee on top of a stone crocodile

Cats bring you dead mice?? I can do much better than that!!

Messy faced Coffee staring expectedly into the camera

Just cos it's wet and muddy don't let that stop you smearing spready cheese on my face!

Service has gone to the dogs in here! Pint?!

Only meal it does belong in

I had a minor speech impediment, I couldn't pronounce 'r'. But when I was asked who my favourite player was, I still said (tried to) Gary Rowell. Hero and legend.

Coffee sitting on a leaf strewn footpath staring hungrily into the camera.

Autumn's here, winters coming, I need fattening up! Quick, feed me while there's time!!

Sad news, my condolences.

The lift was brilliant but terrifying, accident waiting to happen but a student's rite of passage to do the full 360. Gutted when I heard they'd got rid of it.

A worried Coffee notices the fairy and her friends cable tied to a tree.

If you go down to the woods today....

A serious looking Coffee in birthday bandana and with her toy monkey.

Her Majesty would like to inform her subjects it is her birthday today. You will celebrate and bring gifts.
Or else.

...and yet despite that I bet all she was thinking when you took the photo was "ooh! breakfast in bed!!"

A wary Coffee guarding a punctured (by her) football.

No, it's *MY* ball.

A happy Coffee at the end of the new Sunderland footbridge

And the award for the first idiot dog to drop their ball over the side of the new Sunderland footbridge goes to....

Coffee in total sprawl mode

too early

Coffee intensely staring into camera licking her lips

Did someone say sweeties?

What you been doing Coffee??

...so don't celebrate scoring a goal til five minutes have passed. Horrible system.

Terrifying. Sometimes frustrating but mostly terrifying.

Bit of a metallic taste but ice cream is ice cream....

Coffee staring down the Durham Cow sculpture, a "u" shaped structure also in the eye line (Durham Cathedral and Castle on the horizon)

What U looking at?

A quizzical Coffee, with a big cockerel figurine behind her looking like it's standing on her head.

Big cock? Where?

A happy Coffee sitting on top of a big stone angry-looking hedgehog

just riding a giant hedgehog.....

A happy dog protecting "her" football.

Disgracefully someone ran off with a football and burst it, I hope they're feeling proud of themselves.

Yeah, she is.

Coffee sat in front of a turd-like sculpture. It's... a turd, can't really think what else it's supposed to be!

Poop scoop that y'bugger!

After months of work the current tenant had started to turn things round, live music, good food, every table occupied when I was in last Saturday afternoon. Really feel for them.

A stern looking Coffee sitting under a County Durham border sign

County Durham announces strict new border policy...

An eager Coffee in front of a building site, yellow digger and truck in action, Sunderland's spire bridge in the background.

Delighted to see work's started today on the Crown Works film studios in Pallion, Sunderland, even if it does mean we've lost a walking route.
- Coffee, rover reporter, Pallywood!

Poveda injured again I assume? His medical record and our injury record, obvious what was going to happen.

Coffee giving the camera the "na, don't think so" look, her towel-covered bed in the background.

No, you go over and sit on the towel, I'm comfortable here thank you.