"Foghat, Lawgiver?"
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"Foghat, Lawgiver?"
Yes! The name promises a magical, transformative experience, and youβre handed a β¦ sugar cookie. Iβve made my feelings known about this.
"I'll tell you why: because I'm a *dancer*."
1. "FPO - replace with picture of Colin Farrell"
2. Maybe if they hadn't gutted the Smithsonian, someone would clue them in about Greenland and penguins?
Reggie Mantle of the Archies
Maybe Roger Moore? Jack Kelly?
A respectable Republican type face.
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Bunny Lake is Missing, Charlie Brown
Gene Parmesan!
"I wouldn't worry about it. Boston isn't a big college town."
Huh. Interesting timing. Is there any reason Trump might want there to be a precedent for putting a name on a WH complex building's exterior? Feels like there was something in the news lately.
The Parallax View (1974)
Copper to fiber media converter, $20.99
βOfficial U.S. Department of War X on Blueskyβ
Department of Firewater couldnβt even get their profile right.
Well, at least it's not like your name is *AI* Petri... oh, damn.
Undocumented immigrants keep turning up the volume on my car stereo while I'm in the store.
Double-hung Overton Window.
"ΠLL ΠΠΠL ΠΠΠ―Π LΠΠΠΠ€Π" -- crop from the cover art of "How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All" by the Firesign Theater, parodying Soviet-era wall posters with Groucho and John.
Nigel Tufnel dealing with a catastrophic failure. "No, no, no, no this....look, look, look, thereβs a little problem with the... look this, this... Itβs like... Iβve been working with this now for about half an hour. I canβt figure out... "
Photo of Tom Lehrer
My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.
We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
A magazine list showing #37, Zohran Mamdani, age 11, asked for Books, FIFA 2003 and SimCity 3000 video games.
weβre about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
Maybe they're thinking of this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project...
Excoriate
We were once given a coffee table that our neighbors told us was once owned by Chuck Lorre.
Trump: "John Adams said that? Where was the painting?"
Did he think the painting had a speech bubble?
"Hey Siri, spell 'unfunded mandate'."
You're "solving" a problem that doesn't exist, and sticking the states -- including your own! -- with the tab.
And you know there are states that will do the absolute statutory minimum to comply, in favor of disenfranchising their least-favored citizens.
Zaphod Beeblebrox from original HHGTG television series
Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only:
Not sure what to think of Randy with all the Randy filed off⦠I love it?