Javo

@edzitron.com I want you to have this, it is my gift to you. Like a precious butterfly held gently in my hand so that you might admire its fragile beauty

@hangmanpage.bsky.social I choose to believe you were why ICE commercials got replaced by planned parenthood commercials.

If you have bad experiences everywhere you work you should perhaps consider the common element

Trying for an alltime disability lawsuit in retirement

Except for this one

@vincemancini.bsky.social I feel like writing a sprawling memoir of how uproxx went from a loosely confederated group of irreverent blogs into a soulless unreadable web3.0 hell would be the seminal work of establishing our point in history

Look at this stupid asshole who is wrong and a stupid asshole

Jokes on you my favorite artist is Tom Petty

Finally I can truly have my women like I like my coffee

Im liking the implication of a guy who loves to use sex toys but doesnt want his family to know and so has various secret fuckable household items

Horrible nightmare where James Somerton makes return to Youtube and he got CancelledSwole

that sure is a lot of bluesky

Shit I thought I had that set to private

Now that the conjuring franchise is ending we must as a society contend with the fact that nothing was ever conjured

Priest had one of the perplexing lines of dialog to ever be delivered "You mean... hes a *human* vampire??"

But javo, you say, this is not a blusky post. I ask you, does the spirit or the land make a citizen.

This is foundational to the blusky canon, a blusky ur text

I have no idea what the portal is and prefer to think its like the aliens from war of the world's and must be satiated by destiny assets

Real talk this guy got my original account for twitter banned because I told him to kill himself lol

What

Few things summarize the bsky experience like the trans feminist communist furry defending chatgpt as the voice of the proletariat

No you havent

also I am just now realizing they forgot the photoshop the daughers head onto a pregnant woman

@jasonkpargin.bsky.social While much has been said of the incredibly poor characterization of Sandra NASA in War of the Worlds, I feel like social media has missed this crucial detail of how little characterization she is actually given. From the baby shower photo at the end.

Ive started watching baseball recently mostly because the Steelers have Tebow'd me yet again

gonna need an unprecedented fell for it again meme for Iran, dont let me down bsky weirdos

Nuclear launch detected in merritt's followers

@patstaresat.bsky.social apologies if this has already made its way to you

BALL DONT LIE #pirates

He literally bought the us rights to the film just to add that scene lol