It'll all be over by Christmas...
06.03.2026 23:19
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It'll all be over by Christmas...
#Vibe
A gentle reminder: It's only day 7 of the Iran War.
#collapse
Oh look, it's that awkward part of collapse where homo colossus still has no idea why China's been stockpiling commodities for the last few years.
#collapse
Oh look, Blackstone Inc. finished in the red to the tune of 4.46%.
#collapse
Oh look, Blue Owl Capital Inc. finished in the red to the tune of 5.09%.
#collapse
The collapse giveth
Happy Friday, friend
Hopefully the xenomorph lads
Oh look, the Trump Administration announces $20 billion reinsurance program for oil tankers and other vessels moving through the Strait of Hormuz.
#lolz
#collapse
It's all in the pipe. Oh dear...
#TooDoom
Fact
"UFC’s coming...in front of the White House, where they’re building, literally, a stadium. We’re gonna have over 100,000 people. This is gonna have a lot of…I won’t even say how many people because I think it can set a record for racing. It’s gonna be very, very important.”
(Trump)
#collapse
Oh look, Trump has said the largest US Defense companies have agreed to quadruple production of weaponry to reach "the highest levels of quantity."
#collapse
Fuck that for a game of cricket
Fact. Fuck em
Evenings, Liam
Personal doomer update: Let's get weird, doomers.
#collapse
youtu.be/BAkLq7iN4Sk?...
"I should add that this calculation does not take clouds into consideration.
With clouds (approx. 70% cloud cover on average over equatorial regions) we're looking at 120-140 km each direction N & S of the equator. This is about 150-175 miles across from N to S."
(Prof Eliot Jacobson)
#collapse
I'm still cautiously optimistic
"US oil prices notched their biggest weekly gain since at least 1985 on Friday."
(Yahoo Finance)
#collapse
"To get back to year 2000 albedo levels, we only need a band about 84 km wide (42 km North & South of the equator) of mirrors circling the earth."
(Prof Eliot Jacobson)
#collapse
Oh look, Brent crude is nigh riding high at $92.65 a barrel.
#collapse
Oh look, all the US markets are going to finish in the red.
#collapse
Seconded and thirded. Whoop!
May they be dead to all! Except sharks of course...
Evenings, Donald. Excited for the ruggers?
Oh look, it's that awkward part of collapse where homo colossus still has no idea that what he thinks to the case is nothing but a dream.
#collapse
He has a good eye tbf
Evenings, Veronica
Oh look, there's no normie surfers in any of them. Must have pained you. Well done
You're welcome
*swoon*
Personal doomer update: Friday greetings from the heart of the hellscape, doomers.
#whoop
#collapse