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Bari would've written at least 3 of them as well

22.12.2025 03:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Do you realize who you're giving a standing ovation to?"

Yeah, a poor sport who tied for 5th

21.12.2025 02:46 👍 126 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Roffle is good people too. His charity donations for Trans Lifeline has been epic this year

14.12.2025 23:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

been enshittified. By chasing algorithms or ad revenue, or whatever you've managed to make it a place people are really starting to hate. You have chances to reverse course, I suggest you consider taking them

12.12.2025 02:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

4) be explicit about what your rules are about expletives. You shouldn't be continuing to demonetize for "swearing" within the first whatever seconds, if you say that isn't a policy anymore.

Youtube used to be a fantastic place to enjoy videos and content. It, like so much of the internet has

12.12.2025 02:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

2) Comments section and live stream chats shouldn't be hidden behind "top comments" and "top chat". Show it all

3) Videos that get demonetized for whatever reasons you give, shouldn't have ANY ads playing on them. I'm not a content creator so I can say it loudly. That's stealing you're doing

12.12.2025 02:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hello Youtube, I know you're not here on our fair Blue shores. But I feel compelled to yell into the void at you regardless.

Stop ruining things. It's not hard, just don't put the algorithm where it doesn't belong.

1) Subscriptions should just be in reverse chronological order. Full Stop

12.12.2025 02:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

picture of the "staff" who operate this bluesky account

06.12.2025 22:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Electric Callboy - WE GOT THE MOVES (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
Electric Callboy - WE GOT THE MOVES (OFFICIAL VIDEO) YouTube video by Electric Callboy

As long as you're having fun metal mixed in too
youtu.be/D1NdGBldg3w?...

28.11.2025 21:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stop insisting that every single thing people say needs to be fact checked to within an inch of it's life. Just because we have the Internet at our fingertips doesn't mean it should be a cudgel to prevent discussion.

Just go touch grass for awhile and turn your damn phones off. I know I will

22.11.2025 00:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stop fucking caring about the second lady not wearing jewelry for a day. Or society's obsession with wedding rings is weird.

Stop being upset with the mayor-elect of NYC. He'd be dumb to instantly make an enemy of such an easily charmed dictator. Don't worry he'll be the hero you want soon enough

22.11.2025 00:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just need two more weeks right?

20.11.2025 17:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Other than that, I might know famous Iranians, but their, or family's, nationality hasn't come up

19.11.2025 17:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Arash Ferdowsi, only because I watch and support @dropout.tv

19.11.2025 17:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Also Tré has a lovely singing voice

17.11.2025 02:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So, this was my first (third and fifth) album I ever owned. I was in the 4th grade and it was on cassette. When I accidentally left it playing past the end, it blew my mind that they hid a track.

For the longest time I looked for hidden tracks in albums after that

17.11.2025 02:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Dookie is a perfect end to end album

17.11.2025 02:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

TIL I'm the same age as Leah. However I disagree with the pick. But everyone has different tastes

1) Blink 182: Enema of The State
2) Korn: Issues
3) Foo Fighters: There Is Nothing Left To Lose
4) Slipknot: Slipknot

17.11.2025 02:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Overton is spinning in his grave at Mach 2

16.11.2025 18:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Winter Palace in St Petersburg would be my guess

13.11.2025 06:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can't lose what they never had

13.11.2025 00:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
12.11.2025 18:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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12.11.2025 18:41 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You held out this whole time, kept the government shut down, the federal employees and SNAP recipients felt so much anxiety and pain, and then gave in getting nothing in return. A "promise" that there will be a Senate vote AND THAT'S ALL.

What was all that pain and anxiety for?

10.11.2025 23:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's Blue Sky. The over achievers are here who asked for extra homework in school.

Just start giving them all gold stars and coupons for personal pan pizzas from pizza hut. Or access to the scholastic book faire

08.11.2025 08:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As a straight man, yes, yes I do. And birthdays.

Fortunately for me I found a straight woman who also doesn't remember them and neither of us care about them unless we put them in our family Google calendar

06.11.2025 15:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone sing along

🎶*IT DOESN'T EXIST*🎶

02.11.2025 19:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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See how she dresses like a leather couch?

02.11.2025 18:10 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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26.10.2025 03:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.

A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

22.10.2025 14:26 👍 6682 🔁 1583 💬 386 📌 524