ben

slay the spire ii

given 15 minutes to present at the all staff, wrote a script without timing it, it was 14:01.. i still got it, folks

i thought they were on m4 or m5 at most

this much, i didn’t need an expert to tell me

you can solve most of what was wrong with this match by taking this bit of Law 12 and adding “any time during the match, and also during a corner.” a lot of readers would not need that second bit but some might

arsenal 1-1 chelsea, brought to you by Advil

this is called Brand Synchronization

more than once now, rosenior has started the match with a bad idea and then fixed it at halftime

Hahahahah what a stupid fucking sport

🎶 it’s the premier league, pre-mier-league song 🎶

fuck this war and fuck trump

if i log out then your email will be unable to find me at all

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what do you call this guy?

doing some important research ahead of slay the spire 2's release forms.gle/1JFuQkaw2v1z...

also he’s currently suspended 80 games for using PEDs which is hilarious because it means that juicing only got him to a .691 ops and 0.6 fwar

kepler walked up to How Soon Is Now? last season, he’d do great

ah then i am just agreeing with you i think. at least insofar as it’s correctable with this group of players. you know way more about coaching than i do!

if someone is using AI to answer the question "did you like the short story A Perfect Day for Bananafish?" then they are definitely not reading any feedback not attached to an F

"better from crosses defensively" sounds like something you can coach or scheme for rather than something where you just have to get different guys

plus-one to this, they're barely more work for the student, maybe an extra couple minutes, but everyone, even the quiet or disinterested, shows up with something they can say

“it” — you know what i mean

neutral milk hotel… it works so well when they do it

our TV remote 😍

this season is gonna be tough for us, huh

get good, ed

ds9 move along home

more like andrew, prince of Jails

a post it note that is not really from the mlbpa, don’t take that part seriously

wow just now seeing this from the mlbpa on socials

was he a good player for us? not really, lol. was he good for the team? apparently not. he was entertaining, though, and ultimately, though we as fans say it’s about winning or losing, or god forbid about being “smart,” sport is entertainment. so i will think fondly of him probably forever

it is just barely a stretch to say “nick castellanos is the player who made me fall in love with baseball.” my father-in-law was a lifelong phils fan, and he started me watching them, coincidentally around the 2023 all star break, where nicky famously said the dumbest thing that has ever been said

this piece somehow both makes castellanos sound absolutely insufferable and makes me love him even more. goodbye nicky, nicky forever