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“Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.”

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08.03.2026 03:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Trump’s trying to set up a scenario, so that when he does surrender, because of $7 gallon gas, he can make the claim that he actually won the war.

08.03.2026 01:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s at least a deed for an two bedroom apartment at Trump towers per visit to Dover AFB. Mostly due to the fact that she has to endure being in Donny’s miasma zone for longer than 15 minutes.

08.03.2026 00:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A white ball cap, wrinkled blue suit and a red tie isn’t dignified even by the standards of Donald Trump, the short-fingered vulgarian. And felon. Also adjudicated rapist. Almost forgot, best friend to a sex trafficker of children. That he apparently molested.

07.03.2026 23:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pissed Pete has the posture of a vain man who’s wearing a girdle because crunches no longer take care of the beer gut. It’s the old alcoholic’s way of cutting back on drinking. Beer instead of liquor.

07.03.2026 23:11 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Why would the democrats need to use an example of poor naive Donny being used by others to make their point. Then the screw ups are the fault of everyone but Trump, who’s a special little boy who must be protected from blame.

07.03.2026 18:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man wearing a tuxedo and bow tie is making a funny face . Alt: One of the Earth’s worst actors is shown wearing a tuxedo and trying to make money by offering to perform a very weird handjob.
07.03.2026 18:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump, when he finally dies, is going to create a brand new tourism industry. People who want to travel to the United States, in order to piss on his grave.

07.03.2026 15:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Notice which two of his fellow scumbags, Putin and Xi, he was talking about. It’s sickening how desperately Donny the loser wants to please and earn some kind of validation from them.

07.03.2026 15:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s the humans at Anthropic that are anxious, not their copier machines, because they know that if the government is angry about their actions, they probably won’t get the bailout they will desperately need in the near future.

06.03.2026 15:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone needs to tell Donny that this isn’t Venezuela and consequently the CIA is unable to bribe and coerce people in Iran to go along with Trump’s delusions of being Earth’s Grand Poopbah.

05.03.2026 21:00 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What competition? Ron Johnson shall always hold the title Senator of Stupid as long as he is semi-sentient and breathing.

05.03.2026 20:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would love to see Markwayne resign his senate seat and then be rejected for confirmation by the Senate. Then maybe he could enlist and get his lifelong dream of smelling some combat.

05.03.2026 20:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Giving them Florida would be the best choice for Iran. And the rest of the United States.

05.03.2026 19:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Markwayne so badly wanted to be a soldier. Except for the parts like enlisting, training and serving. So this job opportunity of serving under Miller is his chance to play act out his dreams.

05.03.2026 19:44 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Of course Donny would do everything he can to embarrass Kristi. She apparently made the cardinal sin of not giving Donny his “taste” of her graft that was talked about this week in the Congress.

05.03.2026 19:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How long will it be before Corey introduces Markwayne to the “mile high club”? My Over/ Under is two weeks.

05.03.2026 19:28 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s not Kristi’s incompetence and being in over her head at DHS that got her fired. Her sin is that she forgot to give Donny his taste when she was doing her graft as DHS secretary.

05.03.2026 19:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

With her new job of being the shield of the Americas and Corey being the new “sword” of the enterprise, they’ll probably take at least two, possibly three of the newly ordered DHS aircraft for “traveling”.

05.03.2026 19:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would love to see Markwayne resign his senate seat and then be rejected for confirmation by the rest of the Senate. Then maybe he could enlist in the Army and get his lifelong dream of smelling some combat.

05.03.2026 19:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How long will it be before Corey introduces Markwayne to the “mile high club”? My Over/ Under is two weeks.

05.03.2026 19:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How long will it be before Corey introduces Markwayne to the “mile high club”? My Over/ Under is two weeks.

05.03.2026 18:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Possible, but how stupid is Daines? Is he idiotic enough to join the administration that will be constantly investigated in the future, making future grifting propositions difficult, if not impossible.

05.03.2026 17:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The thing is that,unlike Donny, the oil companies understand that the future is going to be less reliant on petroleum products and that there’s not much use in investing in projects that are unlikely to pay off in the future.

05.03.2026 17:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe Claude knew that it was now a school but to omit it from the targeting plan would impede successfully completing the overall mission. So bombs away.

05.03.2026 15:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Has a country at war ever hosted a World Cup tournament before? Or will Trumplandia ….the U.S. be the first one to do so?

05.03.2026 05:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Senator Shitty is a former Naval officer who resigned his commission as soon as he could and later ended up shooting himself by mishandling a firearm and then tired to claim it was a combat wound. So in other words a true republican.

05.03.2026 05:52 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Check out the photo lineups of the legal firms who surrendered to Donny. Bet you’ll find them there.

05.03.2026 04:05 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anthropic didn’t say no to AI driven automated weapons systems, they just said that their products weren’t ready to do so yet. As for AI being used for surveillance, they seemed not to be against it, just that DoD shouldn’t be the one running the program.

04.03.2026 21:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

“Those whom the gods would destroy, they first make them go mad for gilded fixtures.”

03.03.2026 19:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0